Beulah

A hot pepper soup of the catfish type

[Beulah @Heri_Moja]

Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table? ...

Sir cumference

[GorgeousDreamer @DrianneBelleza]

But did she lie??

[goma @soigomaa]

notice how "fatherless", "single mother" and "daddy issues" are used as insults towards women but they're all examples of a man's failure

[Scotty Unredacted. Fight On! ✌️ @ApacheUSCLV]

@Vivek4real_ Why this should terrify you:
Right now knowledge is still somewhat free. Libraries. Google. Wikipedia.
His vision:
Thinking becomes a commodity
Owned by one private company
Gatekept behind a paywall
Poor people get dumb AI
Rich people get smart AI

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Life hack:

It's good for your mental health to always have someone that is always happy to see you.

If you don't have someone, get a pet that is always excited to see you.

You need to feel what it means to matter.

[Elliot @elliot_solution]

An American bank partnered with a Nigerian man to launder $308 million of Nigerian government money.

The money left Nigeria through American banks. It then sat quietly in a shell company for years while the man lived comfortably in Texas.

In 2003 American authorities arrested him. He spent six months in federal detention in the United States waiting to be tried.

Before the trial happened he offered to return $163 million.

America accepted. He flew back to Nigeria.

Nobody questioned him. Nobody charged him. Nobody prosecuted him.

He ran for Senate and won. He ran for Governor and won. He ran for Governor again and won.

America returned the $308 million his operation had laundered.

The new president then put him in cabinet.

America did not trust Nigeria with the $308 million.

They tied every dollar to three specific roads. Lagos-Ibadan Expressway. Abuja-Kano Road. Second Niger Bridge.

They even included a clawback clause. Misuse one dollar, pay it all back.

Why the conditions? Because previous loot returned to Nigeria had already disappeared.

Nigeria's own government told the court they had no record of how the earlier billions were spent.

A man who laundered billions is currently Nigeria's Minister of Budget and Economic Planning.

He decides how Nigeria spends its money.

💀🇳🇬🇺🇸

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

[Beulah @Heri_Moja]

Things are truly falling apart but thank God for Jesus

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“The married ones want divorce, while the unmarried ones want to get married and be loved. Children want to become adults, while the old want a little more time. The unknown want fame, while the famous want privacy.”

— Veteran actor Chinwetalu Agu shares deep words of wisdom

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

I want to recreate this; it's beautiful.❤️

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened 👇

5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil.

5 minutes…

These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch.

There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made.

Someone in that room picked up a phone.
And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars.

American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it.

This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions.

This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight.

You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question.

Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that.

The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Nahh, nonchalant men really have nothing for me.
You people can cry blood

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[Beulah @Heri_Moja]

It’s the people trying to explain the festival in the comments for me. This is barbaric!

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Many girls have reportedly been r@p£d and m0l£sted by men in Ozoro during what is being described as a “r@p!ng festival” in the area.

According to multiple reports and videos circulating online, today is said to be the day of this festival in the Ozoro community, and girls are wvrned not to go outside. It is alleged that any girl seen outside could be att@ck£d and r@p£d by groups of men.

Foreigners who are unaware of this situation have reportedly fallen v!ctim as well. There is Delta state university in Ozoro, and many female students may not be fully aware of the d@nger. It is distvrbing that something like this could be tolerated in society. This is heartbreaking, and urgent action needs to be taken.

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Many girls have reportedly been r@p£d and m0l£sted by men in Ozoro during what is being described as a “r@p!ng festival” in the area.

According to multiple reports and videos circulating online, today is said to be the day of this festival in the Ozoro community, and girls are wvrned not to go outside. It is alleged that any girl seen outside could be att@ck£d and r@p£d by groups of men.

Foreigners who are unaware of this situation have reportedly fallen v!ctim as well. There is Delta state university in Ozoro, and many female students may not be fully aware of the d@nger. It is distvrbing that something like this could be tolerated in society. This is heartbreaking, and urgent action needs to be taken.

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

kids are now pausing their street football so that i could pass

[🪷 A Harris Democrat✊🏾 @sephius1999]

This is what happens when you play with your vote and think you can vote third party or not vote at all.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Millennials living through:

- 2 economic recessions
- 9/11
- Iraq & Afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- jobs replaced by AI
- Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3

We’re tired boss.

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

Millennials realizing they lived through 3 recessions, 4 stock market crashes, and their jobs replaced by AI, all before hitting 43.

[yagi @yducknow]

me when i don't agree, but i also don't have the energy to explain to you

https://t.co/qgXznTT17F