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[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

Never have I ever been whiter than when I considered tweeting about my subpar quinoa salad from my unpaid interior decorating internship

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Not Interested in Working but Very Interested in Buying Stuff: https://t.co/wBzo1YKzkT

[Kelsey Butler @itskelseybutler]

NEW: Goldman alum Porter Braswell has spent the last decade helping corporate America recruit and hire diverse talent. Now, he’s hoping to work with those firms to retain it.

Read about 2045, the buzzy networking club he says will do it, here. https://t.co/gw3DxSlDJN

[Donna Deegan @DonnaDeegan]

Love won tonight, and we made history. We have a new day in Jacksonville because people chose unity over division—creating a broad coalition of people across the political spectrum that want a unified city. Together, we will bring change for good to Jacksonville by making good on the decades-long broken promises on infrastructure, building an economy that works for everyone and improving access to healthcare. We will break down the wall between City Hall and bring all the people in to create a city that works for everyone. #ChangeForGood

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

tiktok could never https://t.co/mPhqrwLAjg

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

Ok but the New Yorkers who think their neighbors care about them being naked?? I admire their confidence.

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

Liking fried cheese curds is my whole personality now 🤍

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

@tatumelisabeth moving forward can we rebrand “gun control” as being “pro life”? because technically….

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

cause of death: scraping mouth raw eating a bag of tate’s cookies

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

@beaupeiff this feels like a subtweet @ me ☠️

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

literally the only ppl who talk about ✨energy✨ and 🔮vibes🔮are people with bad ✨energy✨ and 🔮vibes🔮

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

hi twitter i’m back here to tell you that toes are like so weird

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

We need a definition of the founders of our democracy that has space to include people like Stacey Abrams and Dolores Huerta as much as Madison or Hancock. The work of forming our democracy is ongoing, and the stories we tell about it should acknowledge that.

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

hot take: penne pasta is the most trash pasta

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

"The American people should have a voice in the selection of their next Supreme Court Justice. Therefore, this vacancy should not be filled until we have a new president." - Mitch McConnell, 2016

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

YES i like my own tweets bc i’m a *fEmiNiSt*

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

when i die, bury me in carbone’s spicy rigatoni vodka

[swaggie @herMAGalsty]

just yelled “alexa, *off*” at a candle

[AdequateEmily (PRIDE MONTH EDITION) @AdequateEmily]

“Shout out to his family”