Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA

Financial Analyst at Stratton Oakmont. Former Sig Nu chapter president. BSU fan. Football enthusiast. Fumbling women professional

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

I feel like there’s so much talk about how good pitchers are these days, but none of these guys pitch more than 6 innings. I feel like in my child hood someone throwing a complete game or into the 8/9th inning was way more common.

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

@BurtMcburklin33 There were multiple more behind it. Thought it was 2017 again and I was debating people in my 8th grade class about standing up for the flag.

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

What the actual fuck

[🐟 @itsabestill]

Genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever watched in my life

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

If I was a top highschool recruit I would never go to Notre Dame. You play no good competition so the games are boring, and then once you do, you lose the game and piss down your leg.

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

Random fitness: it’s weird how when your locked in on diet/weight loss how easy it is to deny yourself from little things like a snack or not letting yourself be lazy and miss the gym. I feel when I’m not working towards something it’s harder to stay focused on the little things

[litquidity @litcapital]

Throwing all of my company’s confidential presentations, customer agreements, and financial models into Claude just to respond to one email

[𝖛𝖔𝖑𝖈𝖊𝖑 @deathbysalesman]

Imagine you're drinking a beer. It's cold. It's refreshing. It's your favorite brand. It's exactly what you need after a long day. Now, imagine drinking that same beer—again

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

Best part about a being at a wedding during a college football Saturday, is I get to watch football while everyone else gets ready. #GoBroncos #NukeFallWeddings

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

Now that it’s football season

Monday: football
Tuesday: want to die
Wednesday: want to die
Thursday: football
Friday: drinks
Saturday: football, drinks
Sunday: football

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

I’m glad the bears scored 59 points and Colston Loveland just did cardio

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

Sipping on the Memphis pack

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

Song of the day

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@BurtMcburklin33 Personally I would cancel the big ass Jet and stick those guys on a Frontier flight

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

Put on the Patagonia vest for the first time since the Spring

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

Promising start to the year, Boise State better be ranked after

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

I have the best girlfriend

[Herman “Hog Cranker” Lloyd, FMVA @HermanLloyd99]

Suit, dress pants, and sneakers/basketball shoes is the worst look. Put on some fucking dress shoes or loafers like a man.