The Chair 🪑

The saga of 22 generations of women, mothers and daughters whose first names begin with a cursive letter L, and a timeless pine The Chair 🪑 by Robert McKenzie.

[The Chair 🪑 @HermFlomdich]

One of his high school classmates, Lon Biddle, once said “I’m going to open me
up a steak and seafood restaurant.” But Lon never did. He took a job as a surveyor
with the highway department and moved out to El Paso.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

I regret to inform you that I awoke this morning to a multi-page DM from a furious British citizen who wants to debate me about WWII, thinks my DVD collection is “not a valid source of information,” and cites the sources he will rely on to debate me, including “various diaries”

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Wearing a mask is mandatory at this year’s Super Bowl. Where else can you pay $5000 for the opportunity of breathing in your own carbon dioxide? Sounds like a bad David Lynch movie.

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

I predict David Letterman will donate 15,000 Covid masks to Ball State Which will lead to a plaque dedication ceremony at a local CVS.

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Bird and McEnroe. Red Auerbach would beat Bird in tennis on a regular basis.

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Say what?

[The Chair 🪑 @HermFlomdich]

@Kokomoschmoe So he’s finally finished with building those six dams in China three bridges in Europe and the canal in South Africa?

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Andrew Luck is off the juice and now looks like an emaciated Pete Townsend

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Had no idea Sirius XM had a Madden Tribute channel.

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Stopped at gas station and they had no bottled water. Lady said it’s a supply issue. The future’s so bright I’ve gotta wear shades…gotta wear shades. #NoH2O

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Go ahead and cancel all of the bowl games so I can get some things done around the house.

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Anybody can write great songs but can you write above average songs consistently like Little River Band? For every ‘Band On The Run’ McCartney would write 5 C-Moons. I pose this question to you.

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Season On The Brink…

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Killing someone with a sword is so Medieval

[gary beatty @gbgary54]

pretty crazy looking...

[The Chair 🪑 @HermFlomdich]

@gbgary54

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

We could use Brian Kelly’s unwavering loyalty and Fran Drescher’s annoying laugh to help us through this pandemic. Just think of Omicron as a new sandwich offering at Arby’s for a “limited time only” A ciabatta sandwich if you will.

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

Brian Wilson looks like a cross between George Bush 1 and Joe Biden. Can’t be explained.

[The Chair 🪑 @HermFlomdich]

@Kokomoschmoe I had that for Tom Hanks, damn!

[Kokomoschmoe @Kokomoschmoe]

ESPN must go back to their 50 feet interview distance. Send Holly Rowe to the sealed vault now!