🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪

“𝓗𝓮'𝓼 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻.
𝓢𝓸 𝓪𝓶 𝓘.”

[ً @aslovewept]

witness me in all my bloody glory.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑪omfortable and convenient for the absolute mess we're about to create, isn't it?

𝑰'll be undressed at the door, sir.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑾ith all due respect, this isn't my first rodeo.

𝑨re we to skip the champagne and go right into this work, then? I'll be more than happy to take care of this and your... hefty package.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑰t's good to know I've landed a good first impression with you... sir.

𝑰 do wonder what you'll be assigning me first. I'd love to show off my 'skills' and 'assets' to you.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑰f you would've known my previous employer, you would know I am more than capable of handling it.

𝑵ow, as for if I can handle 'big workloads'... We'll have to figure that out later, won't we?

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑻rust me, babe, I'm admiring hard.

𝑰'm a simple women. Diamonds are my best friend, and cocktail dresses serve me well. I need a new employer... another reason I've come to you. Have you been looking for a drop-dead assistant?

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑻hen that says plenty of you and how great you are.

𝑰 heard your name some few times in passing conversation. I feel attracted to men with wealth and power... It's a weakness of mine. I couldn't help myself.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑶h, good. I was hoping for more flirting. It's my favorite thing.

𝑪hampagne, please. A bottle as fine as yourself if you can find one.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑰 know well how to keep eyes on me. I assure you I won't disappear whenever you look away.

𝑰'll save that one for the bedroom. Don't rush too much to get there, love.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑰f you insist, but don't you dare complain whenever they undress you proper.

𝑶h babe, I'm sure I'll be screaming yours. Call me Mirage.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

@PandoraHJack ଓ

𝑰 would feel honored. I can't help my eyes when a man such as yourself comes by.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

#SeductiveSunday

𝑾ho's she seeing tonight?

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

𝑻hen let's get dinner.

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

Very free.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

𝑯ow free is your evening?

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

Nice to meet ya Mirage.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

𝑨 handsome name to match. You may call me Mirage.

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

You already know it.

But Clint Barton.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

𝑻his is a partially sarcastic question. I already know your name.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

𝑭ine. I'll play along.
𝑾ill I get a name to go with that handsome face?

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

Watch it now.

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

... 𝒀ou'll have to do, I suppose.

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

Myself ?

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

𝑨nd who is this man?

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

All I can offer you is a man with a penthouse and has a pretty good saleery.

Isn't a millionaire however

[🇦 🇸 🇸 🇹 . 🇲 🇮 🇷 🇦 🇬 🇪 @HERMIRAGE]

ଓ

𝑯ow unfortunate... I was looking forward to flirting with one.

[Clint Bi-ton @SoftClintsArrow]

No I don't. None that aren't taken however.