John Fitness

warning...open this alone 😈👇🏼

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What would you do?

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working my 5-3 😍

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we could be…

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You want a taste?

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British racing green gleaming under the sun, hiding a little loud-mouthed beast inside. 💚🔥

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@femiiiszn Honestly a masterclass in professional wording where you can insult someone to their face and still technically keep it polite

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@CuriosityonX Honestly so painful watching people almost figure out the system and then completely faceplant right at the finish line

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@misandsirt The internet spotting a celebrity reverting to factory settings is elite observation timing

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@bartlebytaco Literally the first thing rich people buy is a floating house 😭

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@KrisKrbs Man’s treating a casual walk like an escort mission in GTA 😐

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@americanreqiuem People will find any excuse to start fan wars over celebrities 😭

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It looks like it belongs to 2050, but it’s right here, sharing my midnight silence on the empty tarmac. ⚡️🖤

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@thinkinbouu Honestly at this point we just have to respect the absolute chaos 🙃

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@reidrexia So true, the moment I check my fitness tracker it instantly adds 10kg of invisible weight to my legs 🙃

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@objaxn Oh that's an elite tier recruiter right there. Drop everything and practice your best soap opera gasp. 😂

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@graceyldn Imagine having the financial stability to say no to $400 for 5 minutes of laser pointer action 😐

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@madsdanae They're just mad because you actually love your body and you look stunning 🔥

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@aurumamare Exactly. She’s literally glowing and minding her business, but they take it as a personal attack. 😭

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@ma1ybe It’s crazy how people post things like this publicly and don’t see the massive red flag they are waving.

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@mahcherrys Media will really see a literal murder weapon and call it "injures woman for refusing sex" like it's a minor misunderstanding 👀