circa '82

satire

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

He just started something he can't finish!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🩵👋🏼 Elliot Anderson: “For as long as I've known Manchester, City have been the KINGS of Manchester”.

“#MCFC are winners, they’re relentless, and that's the sort of team I want to be a part of - champions and people who win trophies”.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

Baleba is still in play?

[utdreport @utdreport]

Manu Kone is seen as an alternative target to Carlos Baleba for #mufc [@AdrianJKajumba, @DanyalHKhan]

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

'We are corrupt, please forgive us. We won't do it again, we swear..."

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

But of course City as a sign of "good faith" will agree to waive such fees... The biggest criminals masquerading as the peace keepers... Only reason there isn't a decision yet is bc the PL has to explain the criminality they alleged & why there isn't punishment. A farce.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

UEFA already investigated City & found them guilty but punishment wasn't within their jurisdiction... Why did the PL think they could achieve anything? The biggest gripe is going to come from the rest of the league, when they ask why they're supposed to pay supporting legal fees.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

UEFA already investigated City & found them guilty but punishment wasn't within their jurisdiction... Why did the PL think they could achieve anything? The biggest gripe is going to come from the rest of the league, when they ask why they're supposed to pay supporting legal fees.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

The guy who leaked fraudulent activity in football citing Man City & PSG actually did some time in jail for revealing the truth. The real culprits are still acting like it didn't happen...

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

Premier League realizing they've bitten more than they can chew taking Man City to court for clear fraud... Folk focusing on points deductions & relegation when actually this is a serious matter that deserves some sort of jail time. Lol.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

Premier League realizing they've bitten more than they can chew taking Man City to court for clear fraud... Folk focusing on points deductions & relegation when actually this is a serious matter that deserves some sort of jail time. Lol.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

UEFA the only footballing body fighting for the integrity of the sport & even they have their faults...

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

Ever since Fifa introduced a cap on agent fees, the transfer fees are super inflated... Coincidence? I think not...

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

The footballing bodies can't control clubs nor agents. So it's just make a wish season... Average players moving for £100mil+, others call it the market, others see it for what it is... money entering different accounts disguised as one.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

When you really think about it... What other reason would Mateus Fernandes join Spurs for £85mil when he wanted to join Man Utd in the first place... & where did that confidence come from that such a bid would occur?

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

When you really think about it... What other reason would Mateus Fernandes join Spurs for £85mil when he wanted to join Man Utd in the first place... & where did that confidence come from that such a bid would occur?

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

Well, yeah... That's of course assuming agents aren't shaving off a significant amount of that to line up their own pockets.

[Pilib De Brún (Phil Brown) @Malachians]

To get 165m for Summerville and Fernandes when you’ve just been relegated is sensational business lol

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

There is ABSOLUTELY no way that Chelsea paid all that money for Rogers if Aston Villa weren't going to bail them out in some form... My guess us another player will move from Chelsea to Villa after Garnacho. Interestingly enough both these clubs have things to settle with UEFA.

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

No word on the actual fee. Nothing to see there. We just move on.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Aston Villa agree deal sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea. 22yo #CFC winger joins #AVFC on loan + conditional buy obligation. Medical done & Argentina int’l in Birmingham to complete. 4yr contract upon permanent switch - driven by Emery @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/39Uk4lYdbw

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

I mean if I someone who actually doesn't even watch the sport like that anymore can flag this, why can't the authorities? BTW, Garnacho's obligation to buy fee still isn't public (or wait... it still has to be made up as time goes on)

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

I wonder who Aston Villa are going to buy from Chelsea after 3 weeks for creative accounting purposes...

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

Santos & Tielemans weren't on anyone's list of targets. Since they happened, journalists are now just guessing some obscure names & hoping it sticks... Man Utd are even making guys like Laurie look like clowns (he been a clown for a while, actually...)

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

It has gotten to the point where I am just ruling out any player mentioned by the media... As soon people like Fabrizio mention talks with so & so, I just rule it out...

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

The market has already gone mental... But also Utd journalists are notorious for rage baiting the fanbase & driving prices up - just for pieces...

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨 United sources have been more tight-lipped than ever about INEOS' thinking.

But what is abundantly CLEAR is they won’t overpay for players, won’t pay enormous wages.

And want to continue to PULL rabbits out of the hat just when you think you’ve figured out their NEXT move. #MUFC [@MailSport]

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

Hm. I just might.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Oh yes 😍

Add the #UCL badge to your new away shirt on United Store now ✨

[circa '82 @HeroesAreWeird]

@Refilwe_Maz @premierleague Consequences of finishing 10th.