Max R Hendren

These are my opinions and not those of my employer. Especially anything about Video Games or Advertising. Creative Director directing creatively.

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@ScottHanson you’re better than this. @NFL @NFLRedZones get fuuuuuucked

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@SkillUpYT you featured a really cool looking game that was PC and Switch ONLY recently and I wanted to download it for the holidays but can't remember the name or which video it was in! Shot in the dark, but maybe you know what I'm talking about! Big fan!

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@laylodotcom where are the jack white promo codes? the queue is already letting people into the buy process...

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I keep hearing that Biden would never use the immunity he was just given like trump would but like, maybe he should? It’s legal now, so why not?

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So hypothetically could Biden make an official act to take out Supreme Court justices and replace them before his term ends?

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Yes I go for a long walk every morning. Ugh, yes I’m gonna bring it up. OMG YES it makes me better than you. #walkingisthenewvegan

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The zipper cross the mouth “my lips are sealed” gesture should be legally binding.

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@KatieBrittforAL out here acting like it’s a CW drama. This is sad. all poor attempts at emotional manipulation no facts. #StateOfTheUnion

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All soulslike games should have a non-souls difficulty level for people with lives.

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Can someone explain to me why the #commanders get the #2ndpick in the #NFLDraft when they had the same record as the #patriots and beat the pats head to head?!? #thefixisin

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@NFL NFL plus might be the shittiest jankiest crashiest scam I have ever been fooled by. Literally the worst app I have ever used. Crashed or froze 6 times during this ONE colts/pats game. Pathetic. No one should be paying for this.

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@paramore @Ticketmaster fyi Saturday and Monday shows are NOT created equal. #paramoresf @ChaseCenter

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@Ticketmaster how you gonna move a SATURDAY paramore show in sf to a fucking MONDAY?!? Those days ain’t equal.

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@Spotify is there a way to see what playlist you listen to the most or the hours spent listening to a specific playlist? I want that in my wrapped! Oh and also a way to eliminate sleepy/white noise from factoring in as it ruins mine every year.

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Hey @instagram why don’t u back the FUCK off my music? No need to pause whatever good shit I’m listening to to hear the same tired TikTok song I didn’t like the first time.

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⁦@Nike⁩ ⁦@SnkrsStock⁩ what in the Ticketmaster Taylor swift bullshit is this?!?

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Someone should open a restaurant down by the exploratorium that makes Philly style subs and polish food. Call it Pier Hoagies.

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Can we change “tweets” to “musks” because its dumb and sounds fucking disgusting just like #elon ? #fuckelon #fucktwitter

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Not that I ever use this anyway but #fucktwitter #fuckelonmusk

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@instagram could you back the fuck off my volume controls? Damn!