David

Even on a cloudy day I’ll keep my eyes fixed on the sun

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

New pride flag just dropped

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

It’s crazy that at weddings you unlock a second liver

[Jesus! Where did you find this shit? @_bella_baxter]

I'm losing my fucking mind

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

me and the profound sense of sadness that has lingered with me since i was a child but makes me kinda funny

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

I love cottage cheese, that’s why I wanna try other dwelling cheeses too

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

He's back
https://t.co/IY6orTSeWd

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

this is killing me, why are they adhering to Olympic Judo rules?

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

This shit ain’t nothin to me man

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% HIMalayan

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

this is cracking me up like everything else he does is half assed except that one move. that’s his move

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

“THE SASH RINGING, THAT CRASH SINGING, BLINGING THE THE-“ 24/31 🧽 The Hash Slinging Slasher

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

Pickleball is America’s new favorite pastime

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

“There’s 10 bad son of a bitches in this town and 9 of ‘em call me sir.”

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

@CherylP25 @usquadball Spirit, I think

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

Short King Spring is upon us

It’s my time to shine

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

Damn, guess isolation got hands

[David @HeroWithACptlZ]

Things they will never get:

-This ✅