James of all trade

Bloody Accountant. Aspiring tech bro. Loves music, hates to dance. A bloody conundrum #TeamChelsea

[James of all trade @Herr__James]

Strangely enough, everyone mentioned here is in the arts. What about restructuring our curriculum to produce more of these consistently?? https://t.co/QtTL3VbtT6

[Henry Okelue 🇳🇬 @4eyedmonk]

Nigeria has Fela
Nigeria has Wizkid
Nigeria has Soyinka
Nigeria has Chimamanda
Nigeria has Nnedi Okoroafor
Nigeria has Achebe
Nigeria wins! https://t.co/VgNgeGV419

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Pedro Porro signs new deal at Tottenham, all sealed with the right back and his agents.

New contract valid until June 2031 plus an option until June 2032, salary rise and deal done.

Despite reports on City & more clubs, never any chances for exit. Untouchable.

[Arinze Odira @CaptainArinze]

I still wonder why this administration decided to change the national anthem. Now, it feels like we don't have a national anthem. I bet that the majority of Nigerians can't recite the new anthem.

If we had qualified for the World Cup, our supporters would have been staring while they played the anthem.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

I believe one day we will have a conversation on the complicit roles our banks are playing in the kidnapping for ransom industry

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

do you know how much money Mamdani just saved on his next mayoral campaign by being able to tell New York City he delivered a Knicks championship, free childcare up to age five, filled potholes in mere weeks, and World Cup tickets before he spent six full months in office

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

❄️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scott McTominay arrives for World Cup debut.

[MyFootballCoach @MyFootballCoach]

So proud of Folarin Balogun … two goals in the opening game of the World Cup.
I’ve been working with Flo for several years now. I know how much this means to him. If this guy has been putting everything into this moment… This is what Elite level Striker play looks like!

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

Once you're kidnapped and you have access to your phone, don't panic. Don't call the police.
Go to twitter, insult the President, the and the Chief of Army Staff. Make sure you write their full names in the insult. Within 3 to 6 hours the Army and the police will locate you.

[Jake. @YedIin]

Hydration break when your team has momentum is a new level of headloss i’ve never experienced before

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa, completing final details of the agreement to sign in as new Fulham head coach. ⚪️⚫️

[NE KADAR OLDU? @NekadarolduTR]

“Namazdan önemli bir şey mi var?”

Senagal millî takımı, şiddetli rüzgar uyarısına rağmen Cuma namazına gitti, teknik direktör Pape Thiaw, gazeteciye ibretlik bir cevap verdi!

Gazeteci:
“Bugün New Jersey eyaletinde şiddetli rüzgar vardı ve güvenlik heyeti, güvenliğiniz için dışarı çıkmamanızı istedi ama siz neden namaza çıktınız?”

Thiaw:
“Namazdan daha önemli bir şey var mı?
Sen rüzgardan korkuyorsun, biz rüzgarı yaratan Allah'tan korkuyoruz.
Biz buraya eğlence amaçlı bir oyun için geldik ama Allah'a ibadet için yaratıldığımızı unutamayız.
Eğer bugün Dünya Kupası finali olsaydı ve biz finalde olsaydık, Cuma namazı için gidersek şampiyonluğu kaybedecek olsak da Cuma namazını tercih ederiz, onun vakti belli çünkü.
Bizim dinimizin ritüelleri hakkında bizimle böyle konuşamazsınız.”

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Lack of money is so limiting.

God will help everyone.

[Mr Imbuya @Imbuya_media]

Zainab Buba-Galadima first delivers a satirical x-ray of Tinubu's Democracy Day speech, then reminds him that Democracy is not merely the absence of the military.

"Democracy means that citizens can be treated with dignity and justice is accessible. It means that institutions are stronger than individuals. Democracy is not measured by the government's balance sheet but by the household's balance sheet."

[narisns 🤍 @narinsns]

Quando o cara esqueceu que já tinha um amarelo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Rúben Amorim, ready to accept all conditions discussed with AC Milan to become the new manager.

He wants the job and waiting for final green light from Milan. 🔴⚫️🇵🇹

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Let your children see you have fun. Sprinkle it in whenever you can; Sing while you're stuck in traffic, dance when you're cleaning the kitchen and laugh at your own mistakes. Fun doesn't have to be reserved for weekends & vacation. Show your children how to enjoy life even in the mundane routines; they'll watch, learn and do the same.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 John McGinn, Man of the Match FIFA for Scotland beating Haiti. 🔝👏🏼

[NBA @NBA]

JALEN BRUNSON IS THE 2026 NBA FINALS MVP!

Brunson averaged 32.6 PPG, 4.2 RPG, 4.6 APG in the NBA Finals, leading the Knicks to their first championship in 53 years 🏆

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇦🇺 Australia with a huge win on their World Cup opener against Turkiye!

Who’s been your Man of the Match? 🍿