Rosch del Mezquital

He/Him

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Asi con los boletos para el Mundial

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Wait... How much? 👀

[Carme Barceló @CarmeBarcelo]

Perdona?

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Ole oleeee ole olaaaaa Que viva el futbol! Llego el Mundial 🎙️ ⚽️

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Mil veces mejor la canción mundialista de Plim Plim que la que se presentó en la mañanera

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Que perro coraje me da esta escena, Tony estaba en su casa comiendo su cerealito bien agusto, cuando llega su hermana a ponerle gorro y encima de eso decirle como disciplinar a sus hijos. Carmela como siempre la top de tops

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

drank in the house

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Horas de mi infancia dedicadas a superar el 100%, la mejor rejugabilidad de todos lo niveles con los 5 personajes. El DK Rap tiene un lugar asegurado en mi cerebro de por vida

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

DK 🎵
DONKEY KONG! 🎵
Help Donkey Kong rescue his friends, reclaim the Golden Banana, and save his homeland in Donkey Kong 64, coming to the Nintendo 64 – Nintendo Classics app on Jun 4 for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members!

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

En base a mis horas invertidas en SimCity desde la infancia, me considero un 300% mas capacitado que cualquier alcalde mexicano para sacar adelante cualquier municipio.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Interviewer: “Do you have any management experience?”

Me:

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

At any moment in RollerCoaster Tycoon, up to 4,000 cartoon people were walking around your park, each one living a tiny life the game tracked moment by moment. The game knew each guest's name, how much money was in their pocket, whether they were hungry, thirsty, tired, sick, or needed the bathroom. It also knew which rides each person liked and how strong their stomach was. The sequel handled 9,621 of them.

Then there was the money. The game gave you a $10,000 starter loan from a fake bank, often at 10% interest. You also paid for staff, ride maintenance, snack stall restocking, and loan interest charges that came out four times a month. Take the maximum $5 million loan to build a giant coaster, and the interest alone would bankrupt you before your park opened. Kids were getting their first taste of running out of money to pay the bills.

Every ride had to pass a physics check. The engine looked at three things: how exciting the ride was, how intense, and how likely it was to make people throw up. A turn too sharp pushed the sideways force past 2.81 G's. Guests refused to ride. Push a bobsleigh past its safety limits and the cars would fly off the track and kill the riders. Your rating tanked, guests stopped showing up, the in-game news ran the story, and your scenario quietly failed.

Every level handed you a hard target. Get 250 guests in by October of Year 1, with people happy enough to stick around. Pay off your loan and build your park up to $500,000 in value. Hit a monthly profit number from food and merchandise sales. You could buy advertising near the deadline to bring in more guests, but only if you still had cash to spend.

One person built all of this. Chris Sawyer wrote 99% of the game in assembly language, working alone from a house in the Scottish countryside. That's the hardest kind of code to write, talking straight to the computer's chip with no friendly tools. Two years coding solo. The game sold 700,000 copies in its first year, brought in $19.6 million, and crossed 9 million copies franchise-wide. Sawyer walked away with around $30 million.

In 2014, a guy named Nicolas Gunkel wrote about it after finishing business school. He said playing RCT as a kid had already taught him most of what his MBA later did: customer value, pricing, return on investment, how to keep a place running at full capacity. The school just used fancier words.

The meme is funny because half of it is true. Kids playing this were running real businesses. The cartoon coasters were just the wrapper around a business simulator.

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Claudio, hazme una cita bien chingona citando a Gandalf

[Papa León XIV @Pontifex_es]

En la era de la #InteligenciaArtificial, en la que la dignidad humana corre el riesgo de verse eclipsada por nuevas formas de deshumanización, tenemos el deber urgente de permanecer profundamente humanos, custodiando con amor esa magnífica humanidad que se nos ha dado y revelado en plenitud en Cristo, y que ninguna máquina podrá jamás sustituir en su esplendor. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/Ple93kfbB8

[The People's Cube @ThePeoplesCube]

The staff meeting is about to end. Have some shithead ask a question that prolongs it for another 30 minutes.

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Top personajes mas odiados de la TV

[Every The Sopranos Frame In Order @FrameInOrder]

S03E04 - 505 of 668

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

He’s entering his peak earnings years. Have AI obliterate the job market.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

“He’s crawling into bed after 5 beers. Give his wife a headache.”

[Cuerdo de atar @cuerdo_de]

ÚLTIMA HORA: Están aumentando mucho los estornudos, según un estudio de la universidad de Más achuses.

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Uno tras otro en repetición. Gracias @tobiassammet

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Nombra un álbum donde puedas escuchar todas las canciones de principio a fin sin tener la tentación de saltarte una.

[Spideremilio @Spideremilio]

Spoiler sin contexto del final de 'Daredevil: Born Again'. #Daredevil

[yeipi @yeipicine]

EL MEJOR PERSONAJE EN TODA LA HISTORIA DEL MCU

[Rosch del Mezquital @HerrRocha]

Como que Instagram Plus, ya me vas a hacer el Sequence automático o que pedo?

[𖣠 bandit @loathe1111]

this is the worst day EVER.