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Taxing 1 hard worker to payout 5 voters isn't just a thought experiment, it's modern electoral strategy.

​Is heavy redistribution a vital safety net, or just legalized vote-buying?
​Maths checks out: 1 brassed-off taxpayer vs 5 chuffed voters.

​#UKPolitics #Economics #Taxation

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Turns out we had nothing to worry about, everyone. The government investigated the government and confirmed the government is entirely innocent. Absolute relief. 🙃

​#ukpolitics #politicalsatire #uknews #labour #currentaffairs

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Handing out glossy pamphlets at the border to tell people with no ID not to commit crime... Absolute masterstroke.

​Here is some free advice for the Home Office that might save taxpayers £7.8 billion a year.

​#BritishProblems #HomeOffice #UKPolitics

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They’d have you believe the fringe is the baseline. It isn’t.

​The numbers don’t add up because they aren't meant to. It’s all smoke and mirrors. You're not alone.

​#QuietMajority #MediaBias #NarrativeControl #ThoughtControl #BritishProblems

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Andy Burnham wants mandatory ID just to post online, but none to vote.

​Proving identity to comment, but voting with a Morrisons More card. Make it make sense. 🤡

​#AndyBurnham #DigitalID #VoterID

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Taxpayer-funded hotels, daily cash, and Home Office brochures warning small-boat arrivals not to commit sexual assault. In the 90s, they'd call you insane. 30 years to fall this far.

​#UKPolitics #BorderControl #UKNews

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The BBC is in a £500M meltdown. Millions are binning their TV licences and refusing to pay £180 a year to protect sex offenders and fund state propaganda.

​If you only stream Netflix or Prime, you don't need one. Stop paying.

​#DefundTheBBC #TVLicence #AbolishTheBBC #MediaBias

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Poland stood firm on borders, and their streets are peaceful. France took the opposite path, and now major cities burn under foreign flags while the media calls it "mostly peaceful."

​Who actually got it right, France or Poland? 🇫🇷🇵🇱

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Never question the narrative, trust where your tax pounds go, and let the state do your thinking for you. 🇬🇧

Are you starting to ask questions?

#UKPolitics #BritishSatire #QuestionEverything

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The screenshots are from @OpenAI (ChatGPT), @grok, and @GoogleGemini.

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It turns out Men definitely cannot become Women or vice versa. Chat GPT, Grok & Gemini all agree, so it must be true right?
#AI

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£900 Mortgage - Computer Said NO! - Carry On Paying £2000 Rent

​Pay £2k/mo rent for years & the system doesn't blink. Ask for a £900 mortgage to own the bricks? "Too risky, the algorithm says you can't afford it."

​Who else is trapped in this loophole? Tell me below 👇