Una tortuga sóc

El follet tortuga va fer servir la meva closca per l'entrenament d'en Goku i en Krillin. Entre Catalunya i Alemanya.

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@Fer_Cab_Mendi Mai deixen de sorprendre els Espanyols i el seu feixisme lingüistic. "Si no fuera por el Euskera me daba". Jódete i apren-lo, o marxa d'Euskadi. Estúpida.

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@mundodeportivo @ffpolo @JoanPoquiEraso No em crec res.

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@Lavozgalactica

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@PutasAvalos @NefflynB Mismo barco entonces 😆

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@LKaronte @NefflynB Sou entranyables vosaltres i el vostre DNI. 😆

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@BarcaTmzz @KalshiFB Bullshit.

[Roger Tugas Vilardell 📊 @rogertugas]

⚽️ La gent d'esquerres prefereix Messi i la gent de dretes es decanta per Cristiano Ronaldo

Així ho determina un estudi a 26 estats amb més de 10.000 enquestes

La ideologia és l'element que més determina la preferència, però altres elements també hi influeixen [🧵]

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@tonifreixa En català correcte direm enginy 😉

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@EspanaXtra

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona_cat]

Comunicat del FC Barcelona

https://t.co/QqPmqmsmfy

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@tiagoramado

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@TheFutbolZoneX Madrid was never great. They are the original state-club.

[The Fútbol Zone | FZ @TheFutbolZoneX]

🚨💣 Jamie Carragher blasts Real Madrid's "Barcelona obsession" after Bernardo Silva and Cucurella signings

🗣️: "At some point, people have to stop pretending this is a coincidence. Every time Barcelona identify a player, Real Madrid suddenly become interested too.

Barcelona wanted Bernardo Silva, and now Real Madrid have signed Bernardo Silva. Barcelona looked at Dumfries, and Madrid rushed to give a 30-year-old a long-term contract. Hansi Flick reportedly prefers Gvardiol, and suddenly Madrid are pushing for Gvardiol. Barcelona worked on Julian Alvarez, and Madrid responded with a ridiculous €150 million bid that they made sure the whole world knew about. Now Marc Cucurella has become another target the moment Barcelona showed interest.

This is not strategy; this is obsession.

The biggest clubs create their own path. They don't spend every summer looking over their shoulder to see what their rivals are doing. If your transfer policy is 'Whatever Barcelona want, we want too,' then maybe you don't have a real project at all.

I have seen rivalries all my life, but this goes beyond rivalry. It feels like some people in Madrid are more concerned about blocking Barcelona than building Real Madrid.

When a club starts defining itself through its rival, it has already forgotten what made it great in the first place."

[Lloberenc @lloberenc]

En Cucurella és el catalanet que busca agradar a Espanya. Amaga tot rastre de catalanitat perfomant una espanyolitat tòpica. El dia de la celebració de l'eurocopa fent aquells xistes merdosos que només fan riure a qui ha forjat l'humor mirant els Morancos ja li vaig fer la creu.

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Jo comentant "Puta Espanya" a tots els tuits relacionats amb la 'selección':

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@Marijosesanz73

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@FabrizioRomano

[Âleix @gxldecodina]

No tots poden.

[Adrià Luria 🐢 @copdullracional]

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