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Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

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English Proverb~ He that has no charity deserves no mercy.

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A woman's vengeance knows no bounds. - German Proverb

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Shut your door, and you will make your neighbour a good woman. - Spanish Proverb

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Better give the wool than the sheep. - Italian Proverb

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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who? Amelia a package last week - did you get it? !

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God doesn't discriminate ... only religions do.

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Irvin Shrewsbury Cobb~ A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people havent.

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Marvin D. Levy~ The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.

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hose job (cheated again).

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Time heals all wounds. - American Proverb

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Sign of a Loser: If it rained soup he would have a fork instead of a spoon

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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow~ A torn jacket is soon mended but hard words bruise the heart of a child.

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Andr Gide~ One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time.

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Dogs come when called .... Cats have unlisted numbers.

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How do I set a laser printer to stun?

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup? Because it ran out of cluck!

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My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.

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Richard Phillips Feynman~ The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.