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Tom Hanks enthusiast. Safe place for pale people, but only if you accept me as your leader.

[Tayah hester @HesterTayah]

@sarahejonesy3 This is an amazing idea

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Anyone wanna create fake outrageous beef with me, then go on dr.phill?

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If Pacific Cooler isn’t your favorite flavor of Capri sun, then we can’t be friends.

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PEMDAS has and continues to ruin my life.

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@too_many_beans 😶😶😶

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I have worked at a fruit stand for 3 years now, and let me tell you that I still know absolutely nothing about fruit.

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@Arbys @ArbysCares please I am nothing but a wee depressed college kid.

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There is only 1 reason I have gotten out of bed everyday, and that is the hope that one day @Arbys will send me one of their cool hats.

[Tayah hester @HesterTayah]

“I never want to see a ball sack in the light”- Sophia English 2020

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Watching 2013 YouTube rewind to feel whole again

[cropdusting updates @whogotmychicken]

https://t.co/fjebsHlMP0 Here is a link to a google doc I made with around 150 different petitions you can sign #BlackLivesMatter

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@haidingrace @SamanthaHanyen Tomorrow night ;)

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@haidingrace Oops my bad, I’ll stop coming by

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Dying my hair pink was all fun and games until all the old men at work started to only call me “cupcake” or “strawberry shortcake”

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All are welcome to join..... @tomhanks I’m talking to you.

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If the world doesn’t get its shit together in 2021, I am moving off-grid to a shack with many dachshunds.

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@gsxcookie oh yeah, for sure

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So I am very unshamefully reading 50 shades of grey, and during the ~steamy~ scenes the main character like tells us what she is thinking....umm not ONCE is this BITCH concerned about accidentally farting....what the FUCK??

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Question-does anyone ever use the seven button on their microwave?

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@PrimeVideo Dearest @PrimeVideo , please stop feeding my unhealthy addiction to Adam Driver. Thank you.