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Say that again and I'll kill you!

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Hello to you! I am the box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace! Let us be friends and play with each other!

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Hey, Germany! Check it cool! This is my big brother Romano! Isn't he shizzy?

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You don't know me! I'm the United bloody Kingdom and I can held my locker better then you any day!

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China, I choose you!

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When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think how fun it will be to pound them into dust.

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Germany, Germany! I'm in North Africa right now and I can't tie my shoe laces!

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Suck my balls, you damn potato eater.

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He's probably mass-producing white flags as we speak!

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China and I are to be married!

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But I'm hot and I'm Italian and all the chicks dig it!

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I AM GOING TO KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!

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That's an easy one, sir! Surrender immediately, kiss their butts, sing, eat, and go to bed!

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I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape.

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Okay. So I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like 'Alpha Dog.' WOOF!

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Quotes were made in Korea, you know!

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Hey Japan, want to see my butt?

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I say we attack Italy first, because they can't drive and are usually drunk.

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Like, I have to hang up, cause I totally have to make a pee-pee.

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I feel like we're summoning the devil!