Alison

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[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Schrödinger's NHS worker:

Simultaneously too important to strike, but not important enough to be paid properly.

[F1 To Rule Them All @F1RulesMedia]

How do we get more female representation in F1?

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Not now sweetie, an airline was mean to my favourite F1 driver

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Alpine 🤝 Ryanair
Random Seat Allocation

[Elliot Eastwick’s World Famous Hot Sauce @WorldFamousHot1]

'Hello sir! And welcome to Glasgow'

[nic 🏁 @nnicolef1]

if you like Sebastian Vettel, raise your hand. if you don’t, raise your standards

[the guy with the green hair @AlexJayeSINGER]

Can we normalize NOT confusing someone’s FREE time with their availability….

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

BREAKING: man who had affair & misused public funds on his mistress stands by man who had affair & misused public funds on his mistress

[BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews]

The moment two men are released from an immigration van after a stand-off involving hundreds of protesters in Kenmure Street in Glasgow.

More ➡️ https://t.co/ELODyB0YK9

[Pickle-Lily @manda_m0]

Any arrests last night at the protests over football?

Asking for woman holding candles

[Alison @HewitAli]

@Mark_Dodyk Can I have a pony? 🐴

[Alison @HewitAli]

@Mark_Dodyk Same except I’d have a farm so I can have allllll the animals

[Aunty Dinma @SosoMunaChi]

Introverts miss outside too it's you ppl we don't miss loooooool.

[Alison @HewitAli]

I’m officially a Northerner now I guess 🤷‍♀️

[abolish all things @Drooan]

Northerners seeing London going in to Tier 3

[Alison @HewitAli]

@AlanGoodLD The access across Grt Ancoats St changed within the 30 mins I went to Aldi and back yesterday.... talk about confusing!

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

The Prime Minister has no idea how areas the Prime Minister puts into Tier 3 can get out of Tier 3.
The rest is noise.

[Hannah Al-Othman @HannahAlOthman]

Plot twist that nobody excepted: Manchester secedes before Scotland.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

This Sainsbury’s social media chap has a better grasp of reality than the best-paid columnists in the country. Kudos to Chris.

[Ambs @AmberRoseGill]

Said it once and will say it again
The only thing men have is the audacity