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Marching to my own tune::Minimalist:: Gamer::consumer of refined carbs::views are mine & mine alone::Fairly convincing simulacrum of a real human being

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Tonight I shall strive to prove myself the Greatest Magician in the World!

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when the black dog visits I know my place :)

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Unsurprisingly, Ruá is fascinated by this piece of Street furniture 🤦‍♂️

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SportsBall!
Will South Africa be Pumped or Scotland?
Either way, SportsBall gonna get some!

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Staying on Loch Awe across from the dam you see in Andor

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The Mystery of The Disappearing Game Pieces was eventually resolved. Ruá has been trying to join in the only way she knew how 🥰

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🌈Auspicious start to long weekend 🌈

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You know you’re in a Norn’s House when…

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Poor Ruá is sad as she doesn’t understand why when I stay with her other co-parents we don’t all dogpile into the same bed so she knows where everyone is 🤭

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Stop taking Me to haunted graveyards Ruá

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I lost my heart to a SmooshFacePupPup
(AKA Angus the Miniature Dachshund)

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Free mouse on way home!

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Ah, awoken by the 8AM angle grinder cutting through metal. Must be election day

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Each time I receive a letter addressed to me as “Railway Neighbour” I want a train as a penpal 🖋️🚂

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Hamish has sincerely held views

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Brewdog AGM
Of course the water is called Liquid Death

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Ooft.
This poor chap must have had felt unsettle his whole life!

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Not for the first time I find myself in the supermarket uncertain if I am asleep

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Spotted Giant Hogweed behind my flat!
Neeeaaaah! <insert Triffid references here>