Hewwow-dere

Small Bean, Huge Weeb
I LOVE YOU SEAL TWT
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[isabella🪼🎏 @tivent_1]

I WANT TO PET A SEAL SO BAD THIS ISNT FAIR😢😢😢

[Mystic Aquarium @mysticaquarium]

Saturday Snoot Boops🦭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

he’s so talented

[mutt 🍏🐞 @imuttjx]

i love it when they Stay banana While sinking

[moss .𖥔 ݁ ˖ @mossyseals]

great things happening on tiktok

[𖤐ˊ˗ @team_nakayoshi]

今更の振り向き界隈🦭（去年撮影）

[Hewwow-dere @HewwowD]

@Orugacachimba @gachaaagirls はやくにげなきゃ

[Miss_seal🦭 @miss_seaal]

A different interpretation of Kafka’s The Metamorphosis 🦭

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for him and his lettuce

[Katsunori 😇🐟🦭 @Katsukunfibsh]

I’m a seal, im a seal, im a fishy fishy seal,

[【公式】ポケモン情報局 @poke_times]

今週もがんばったみんなに、拍手
https://t.co/vtSGGCj4QW

[Hewwow-dere @HewwowD]

@hochihochiha Maid Privaty my love

[Mira @yumeMira_gyu]

Boing boing boing boioioioing

[Myths and Stories @myths_and_stori]

the letter "g". in isolation, a welcome addition to the alphabet we all know and love. but in packs, they can wreak havoc on the very airwaves we habituate, day in and day out. just think... 3g... 4g... dare i say, 5g? and don't even get me started on c-band. you thought one letter was bad? wait until you hear about TWO letters.

but i'm getting ahead of myself... where were we? oh yes, the dreaded "G". already, telecommunication firms are beginning to hype up the eve of the 6-"G," a new-fangled technological miracle set to revolutionize "video streaming on the train" as we know it. but what if i told you there was a darker side to this wave of innovation? let's unmask this con-job for what it really is: a method of once-and-for-all commandeering the vacuous minds of their loyal disciples, turning the masses of mind-numbed sheep into even more mind-numbed, uhh... aphids, or silkworms, or something.

don't believe me? well... take a look at this: footage leaked by an anonymous technician at sloppco communications sheds new light on this "6-G" technology, revealing it for what it is: a means of mind control. using little more than this fashionable metal propeller hat, researchers were able to directly alter this lab sealnar's thoughts and memories, all while staying well within the FDA's so called "safe exposure limits."

with just 30 seconds' worth of bandwidth, the team at sloppcom were able to get this unwitting sealnar to purchase a new funko pop, with 85% success— all the way down to the correct edition, number, and finish. and according to our whistleblower, just 5 minutes of daily exposure could be enough to turn this communist-worshipping marxist sealnar into an ardent conservative.

(from twt @ Seallyprincess i think)

[Hewwow-dere @HewwowD]

@TAK_DRDR

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A manatee peacefully eating lettuce underwater