— Piltover's Hero

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

https://t.co/5GeTiAfPsn

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

He just stood there for a moment, reconsidering all his life choices.

"........... Wait no. I'm the opposite. Yes. I didn't think about the end of the sentence. I mean I am highly intelligent."

Jayce crossed his arms with a big grin. Sometimes he talks too fast for himself.

[ꁒꍟ꓅ꋫ꒒ ꂑꌗ ꉣꍟꋪꄘꍟꏸ꓅ꂑꆂꁹ @_HexMachina_]

His actual face is just as deadpan as his mask. The will to live has left him suddenly.

“Intelligent lacking…” Viktor echos him, “Unintelligent..?”

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

@SHlEDAS https://t.co/4EZ5icjAu5

They what

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

Pah. Of course it is.... Especially if it's someone as handsome and stunning and intelligent lacking. You are just too blind to actually see that.... Tin can.

[ꁒꍟ꓅ꋫ꒒ ꂑꌗ ꉣꍟꋪꄘꍟꏸ꓅ꂑꆂꁹ @_HexMachina_]

“I don’t.”

Liar liar plants for hire.

“It’s much quieter when you’re gone.”

And lonelier.

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

@AzakanasBane Joobies.

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

Not my Joobs

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

Don't act like you don't miss me, Machine Herald.

[ꁒꍟ꓅ꋫ꒒ ꂑꌗ ꉣꍟꋪꄘꍟꏸ꓅ꂑꆂꁹ @_HexMachina_]

“It’s why I no longer live up there.”

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

The best thing about Piltover... It's not the people or the fresh air.

It's me.

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

PILTOVER ROCKS

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

Good morning to Piltover only.

[crying @O04447809O]

I swear I don't
miss you at all

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

Where are my favorite people and the big lizard

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

Sorry guys Mercury ate my phone

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

https://t.co/4EZ5icjAu5

Maybe I should come back

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

So much work... Mercury is gonna explode on me one day... If I didn't build her this efficient of course.

[💕🔨BIG KING XXL - @techmaturgics.bsky.social🍉⚡💕 @BunchesofAsh]

PysOps au where Jayce is Viktor's sassy underling, or PsyOps au where they're both researching portals and end up opening one to each other.

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

... A little heavier than before at least... Ugh... But! That's alright... Maybe I am just not used to it.

[He laughed quietly, before softly setting her back down on the ground.]

I have something for you... Close your eyes, Pinkie.

[Rio @PIXIMANDERS]

[ At least she doesn’t seem to mind his ego like most humans would. Rio doesn’t squirm, only continuing to purr. ]

Mmmrrreeee?

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

".... No no. You have to finish your sentence now. You always do that, even back in the academy.

OH Jayce er should.... Nevermind.

And then you swallow great ideas."

He huffed quietly, stepping closer towards Viktor, completely forgetting that he had just complimented him.

[ꁒꍟ꓅ꋫ꒒ ꂑꌗ ꉣꍟꋪꄘꍟꏸ꓅ꂑꆂꁹ @_HexMachina_]

“I wasn’t suggesting that she go to Zaun.” He replies with a slight edge, “I was simply stating…”

When he realizes what he’s about to say, he hesitates.

“Forget it.

I will also make sure Naph no longer visits the border.” He uses his staff to rise.

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

You're just afraid all the women would run after me whenever we practice..

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ caitlyn @KlRAMMAN]

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[✨Maria✨《 commissions CLOSED 》 @skymagpieart]

I am still gonna keep my old 2011 version of #Viktor that I've been writing, drawing and RPing for 10 years even though I love everyone's take on him and I also love him in Arcan! They are just really different characters🧡#artoflegends

[— Piltover's Hero @HEXMERCURIES]

Heh... You seem to enjoy my company. Understandable... I am a cool guy and everyone seems to be thrilled about me.

[Of course he had mostly the opposite effect on people, but Rio seemed to be okay with him. He started to walk around with her.]

... You're a little heavy....

[Rio @PIXIMANDERS]

[ Shes much bigger than his height, but quietly purrs against the hero’s chest. Being held makes her calm. ]

Breeee…