Hexxus

I was imprisoned in a tree. Now I live in a giant forest clearing machine.

Dislike faries, bugmen, crazy bats with chips in their brain, and talking lizards

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AIPAC has a funny story. AZC was it's first name, and this story begins when the Kennedy admin decided they needed to register as agents of a foreign agents.

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@kav_hayashar Step 2, learn to be untouchable

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@KristenMeghan @foundring1 He posed the bill to make them resister and didnt bring it up. I hope he does if he knows.

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@foundring1 @KristenMeghan I wish I wasnt a scum sucking nothing account and could tell Massie that AIPAC is actually the escape hatch of the AZC when AG RFK tried to make them register as agents of a foreign government (oops, and the RFK died).

It was literally set up as a shell.

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@HeimishHumor @RepThomasMassie Oh boy, lets not talk about the holocaust museum in just about every state in america.

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@foundring1 It recently came to my attention that even the standard ice cream truck son is a minstrel tune, and the fact that is calls the black mans ice cream watermelon has me dying.

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@foundring1 Oh lawdy, talk about misunderstandings.

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@AlfredAlfer77 @elonmusk I wasnt allowed to wear that at a neat event either. Sad. High class.

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@kenzietuff @HB1934C Its a sickness for sure.

Anatomy scan for my next one in a few days.

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@elonmusk The car in my garage is going to be there for the next 10 million years....unless tesla hires me and I decide to rebuild it for the 3rd time.

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@foundring1 I have a lady I call Pocahontas, "just add fire water", and our friendship is better than most people who get pissed of that I literally call her a woo woo woo. She's a real toots.

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@foundring1 That broad farts propane.

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@Brizthevictor @kenzietuff I cast magic missile.

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@kenzietuff Satan has some room in his mouth.

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@BrassKickerLLC @CaptinAmerika1 I saw this at the infantry museum decades ago. Same feel, but real.

Napoleonic dude caught a cannon ball.

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@Lordmiles Oh, you arent dead. glad to see it!

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@BigDickBarclay Your following will be rendered like tallow until only the real ones remain.

And then it shall form with acid to make soap and clean the world.

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@TheMekon_Venus I stayed at the trump hotel in vegas a decade ago and there was a landline phone next to the toilet and I said "ah, analog shitposting, this makes sense"

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@BigDickBarclay @MrRelatable88 Its actually because they hate arabs after being strung along in middle east wars starting around 1978.

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@foundring1

You know, I find that all of the coon songs you sing are less tame than this 1995 Disney classic.

It makes one blush.

https://t.co/UIJGNzzhZG