Lauri

Mom, wife, humanitarian, rabid LGBTQ+ ally, UH alum. She/Her #BLM #ProtectTransKids

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

“I’M FRUSTRATED BY YOUR APATHY!” (Alanis Morissette)

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@Rep_Stansbury @gtconway3d @nytimes Watergate was NOTHING compared to Trump.

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@FreddyLA7 @JJWatt Well damn. I was just going to say I’d love to show y’all around Houston, get you some great barbecue and Tex-Mex, and/or give you a free place to stay but there’s no way I can compete with @JJWatt 🤣

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@KenPaxtonTX Ken Paxton favors men who fuck little boys.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Since taking office, Ken Paxton has become a multi-millionaire while our pay has stagnated.

He owns 11 homes while most Texans can’t afford one.

He trades favors with rich donors while blocking overtime pay for workers.

Paxton doesn’t serve us — he serves himself.

[QUEER FAMILY VALUES 🌈 😍❤️ @QueerFamlove]

If my kids gotta do active shooter drills then your kids can handle a t-shirt with a rainbow on it

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@KenPaxtonTX Because he doesn’t believe the government should be controlling our bodies.

Also, you let a child rapist go free.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a whirlpool. Please don't get too close. It is quite powerful. Still 13/10

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

As a veteran, I hate that this man "salutes" during the anthem.

1. Generally speaking even Active Duty and Veterans don't salute in civies. You CAN, but most people just put their hands over their hearts.

2. He's not a veteran or active duty. POTUS is a civilian's office.

3. He's a fucking draft dodger. That's some stolen valor bullshit. You haven't earned that right, you fucking fuck.

4. If you're going to insist on being a valor thief, at least learn to salute properly instead of that lazy-ass, floppy-wristed, palm-out bullshit.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@GaryPetersonUSA The “Bronks”?

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

cc: @SecRubio

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@Acyn #MAHAdiet

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@bwaltens Okay. 🤷🏻‍♀️No one cares because this is not a scandal. You might want to check out Ken Paxton’s relationships though.

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@factpostnews @harrisonjaime That’s our money he spent bringing all of that security to NYC just to take a nap. 💰 💰 💰

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

I can’t breathe. 🏀

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed our campaign for the US Senate.

We’re building a big tent to take on this corrupt system that Ken Paxton embodies.

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

Watching THE game and hearing the definite boos!

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

100% THIS!!

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

BREAKING: Ken Paxton’s own lawyer just endorsed James Talarico:

“I defended Ken Paxton for years in the impeachment trial and in state criminal cases. But in my view, I think Ken has lost sight of his core mission, which is to represent the people of Texas. 

And unlike Ken, I believe that you, James, believe in unity over division and that you know how to assemble not only Democrats but Independents and Republicans and we need that right now. 

We need unity, we don't need any more division and that's why I'm supporting you.”

[Lauri @Hey_Lauri]

@unlearn16tweet @HazelAppleyard ALL. OF. THIS!!

[Sara Spector @Miriam2626]

While Greg Abbott was hyper focused on James Talarico's meat consumption, he allowed the screwworm to threaten the Texas cattle industry.