Marco Fortis

Feet in the Clouds; Head in the Underworld.
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Sunny day yeah? Didn't fancy the beach no? @ Seaford, East Sussex https://t.co/QgvJUykLDL

[Marco Fortis @Hey_Marco]

Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. I had a brilliant day chilling by the pool. Special shout out to @abbylfortis for the cakes, night feeds and dinosaur poo. Definitely feeling the love. https://t.co/jJlM6eVGPh

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I thought Twitter would be appropriate this.

Hi everyone 👋🏻

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Today I beeped my horn LOUDLY at someone who didn't say thank you when I gave way to them. Never felt so British.

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Throwback to 4 years ago when we hung out in a fortress, rode camels and had a terrible night's sleep surrounded by wild dogs in the Thar Desert. Bloody loved Jaisalmer. @ Jaisalmer, Rajasthan https://t.co/fPsZUWEGMR

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I call this:
'Newhaven, Why You All The Way Over There Gettin Splash Up For?'
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#EastSussex #LowRes #NoFilter @ Newhaven Lighthouse https://t.co/Sg8LPTAPzJ

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@Robjnews You're right. Dammit.

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It's the year 2020. Why are supermarkets still selling grapes with seeds?

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Hooray for Autumn! Gonna get me a moody warm pint to celebrate.
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#autumnvibes🍁 @ Seaford Beach https://t.co/rTIPwIcgLO

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"Seaford's full of nice places to sit" - an old lady who walked past the hut just now 🤘
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Also, first of September, and I get a cold. Summer's officially dead. Send coffee.
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Also, also, still not that sad I lost my… https://t.co/1IBIFRuJsq

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Fun Fact: The collective noun for a group of slugs is a 'Nope', and a nest, like this one, is called a 'Hell No'.
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#sluglife #slugsofinstagram #slug @ Seaford, East Sussex https://t.co/3PTZ1vlBpz

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I had a brilliant week or two of birthyessness. Here are a few pics that demonstrate how good it's been including:
- Us driving our second home back from Nottingham
- 2 wicked cakes. Marmite and chocolate made by the… https://t.co/h0iOSVUd37

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With a wingspan of 70ft, a call that can be heard 200 miles away, and the inability to distinguish between night and day, the magnificent Sea Pigeon is an absolute bastard.
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Also, fun fact: Seagulls aren't really a… https://t.co/uktjD4wDDb

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One week since the last clap, so thought it was the right time to put up this souvenir of the lockdown. Weird, it's already starting to feel like a distant memory.
Thank you @timkeypoet for capturing the spirit of… https://t.co/Bz2a5SXFQF

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I can see your halo (halo) halo
Halo, halo
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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#Halo #SunHalo #Springtime @ Seaford, East Sussex https://t.co/CtVqr8MKzi

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"They didn't have Marmite so I got you this" - abbylfortis
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#WTF #Divorce #why #Marmite https://t.co/h2CajbdBfV

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Anyone missing some spiders? Think I've found them.. 🕷😳🕷 @ Seaford, East Sussex https://t.co/yiNX8klOIy

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Should've known what kind of year this was shaping up to be when we saw Skin singing 'My Heart Will Go On' dressed as a duck on ITV... 🐥
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#2020 #SkunkAnansie #TheMaskedSinger #WTF https://t.co/Xpni1apy5m

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Just because we can't go out doesn't mean I want to see you on a video call. We never spoke before, why start now?
#COVID2019 #quarantineonlineparty #QuarantineLife #coronavirus #housepartylockdown #zoom #facetime

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This is outside. Remember that? @ Seaford Beach https://t.co/mzcKfUsoq3