MK

[Sour Patch Kids @SourPatchKids]

“being kind is free” okay so is being a hater?

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Don't talk about it, be about it.... let's party all night, dale mami

[veet @vveetto]

everyone get all that kate middleton stuff out now cuz we are NOT discussing the british during st patrick’s weekend

[Emma Pettit @EmmaJanePettit]

Outlook's search function is perfect for those days when you want to read just 30 percent of the emails between you and someone else, out-of-order, without any of your replies or attachments showing up

[Lillian Stone @originalspinstr]

i abruptly close the dELiA*s catalog, crack my knuckles, and apply a thick, chunky layer of dr. pepper lip smackers. it’s time to Ask Jeeves what happened to the roanoke colony

[cig dad @dillpilled_]

McRib (My Chemical Romance is back)

[10 Trolley user🇵🇷 @Pacheco_JA_]

Paprika baby girl I remember the day you came home and now look at you

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

Official HALLOWEEN BONES WEEKEND! stay spooky, stay safe 🎃👻 #bonesWeekend

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

My boyfriend just now: “Would you live here? In Roku City?”

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Did you vote absentee in AZ, MI, WI, NV, PA, GA? Check that your ballot is being counted! Here's where:

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

Aaron Sturtevant (aka Aaron Paul, aka Jesse Pinkman) on The Price is Right in 2000.

[The G 😼 @kayashannel]

My Plans 2020

[BIG SALMON @BigRuSantana]

Dogs really look at you with every once of love they have

[James @CaucasianJames]

glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this

[Sam @okaysamk]

Wow.... taken this morning....... I’ve never seen Chicago this empty tbh

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone