Hien Pham

Fake it till you make it

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

“I forgot a tampon”
Chance “ wtf you said you were going to bring stuff, how do you forget that? If I was bleeding somewhere, I think I’d remember stuff for that’

[vance @iiVANCEii]

Someone on TikTok just said if America made health care free and college affordable, no one would want to join their military...........and now I think I’m spiraling.

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

“Hey baby, if we ever fought , you’d take my side over Superman’s side right?” - Drunk Chance at 2am on a Wednesday

[badgalráti @styledbyrati]

They can’t be serious 😭

[alexa darling✨ @thealexadarling]

Once you become a certain age, it is your responsibility to unlearn behaviors that hinder your growth as a person.

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

My boyfriend called me at 1 in the morning to ask if I wanna try frolf with him this week , stating that “ we can still do fun activities while my foot is in a boot”

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

I wish #TheLastofUsPartII had a better ending because after finishing the game,my boyfriend is distraught about how Ellie deserved better and now he’s sad about a song and lost fingers and screw Abby shes not dead. And now I’m not getting any attention. Thanks a lot @Naughty_Dog

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

One time i got pulled over, the cop said i wasn’t speeding but “it looked like i was about to pick up speed.” I still don’t know what the fuck that looks like ‘TIL this day.

[Ice Cube @icecube]

They’d rather arrest hundreds of American citizens then 3 of their own. Very telling.

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

All I do is eat and think about eating

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

Toronto AND Vancouver 😂😂

[ItGirl $ @theerealraissa]

according to americans toronto’s the only city that exists in canada

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

“I’m going to send you all the armor I can get, tell me which one you like best” - my boyfriend at 4am

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

Every time my boyfriend pisses me off, I remind him that he is supposed to be at #EDC right now

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

My boyfriend is eating all my cake and yelling “IM HELPING YOU. THE MORE CAKE I EAT, THE LESS YOU GET, YOU’RE WELCOME”

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

I’ve been complaining about gaining quarantine weight but I continue to buy cake. I average about 1 cake every 3 days

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

It’s fricken 1am and I’m ordering shit off Amazon because TikTok told me to

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

@TynishaWhynot Going to the bars after quarantine is going to be dangerous

[Hien Pham @HeyItsPham]

I had 3 margaritas last night , puked twice and cried to my boyfriend about him not loving me . Damn my quarantine liquor tolerance is low