sarah🔪

wholesome. 👩🏽‍🍳

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Miss Norway's salmon-inspired national costume stuns audience.

[sarah🔪 @HeyItsSarahD]

Yall are WRONG bc this is the only show that I’ve seen capture the chaos of a real couple fight

[chefkids @girlflopping]

they strapped me down to a chair, restrained me, clamped my eyes open, and forced me to watch this shit play out. twice.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

This statue really got under Trump’s skin.
He had it hauled off in the dead of night, days before the permit even expired.

The anonymous artists say they asked to be notified if removal was ordered. Instead, the Trump admin had parks services swoop in, tear it down, and left them with no idea where it went.

America: your first amendment rights are under attack.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

before and after learning the shooter was a cisgender white man

[sarah🔪 @HeyItsSarahD]

My first big work conference being interrupted bc I was sexually assaulted at the hotel bar 🥲

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

mice if they became humans

[shayIa 🗡 @bog_VVitch]

pov: you’re a woman over 25 talking to extended family at christmas

[sarah🔪 @HeyItsSarahD]

I apologized for being loud one time while drunk and my friend told me “you’re always loud” and it literally changed my life like I beg myself to just stfu

[sarah🔪 @HeyItsSarahD]

convincing all my girlfriends to make their dudes get vasectomies has been my dive bar passion project lately

[IChooseViolence @ourhermitage]

Imagine expecting Halle Berry, the first Black Actress to earn $20m for a movie, The #1 most desirable woman in the world for decades, the first black woman to win an Oscar, to stay home to cook and clean. Men and audacity.

[MJ 𖦹 Thrawn’s PR manager @chimaera_chat]

my fav ozzy clip every cat owner knows this feeling
rip legend

[Rx Queen @iendurepain]

When i was younger id bite my DS out of anger usually when playing cooking mama

[chris 🫂 @fuqingaverage]

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

[SZA @sza]

My fourth diamond certification THIS YEAR . THANK YOU GOD and THANK YALL 🫶🏾

[nico ☭🔻 @strongerpotions]

anybody got any more posts like these

[sarah🔪 @HeyItsSarahD]

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