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[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

When I was 11 the dude at Dairy Queen wouldn’t give me a mocha blast “because I was a minor” so now you know where my political leanings come from @mycatisawarlock

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

One time I heard a kid at Blockbuster say “oh no dad spent all my movie money on Doritos”. I don’t think it’s working out for them

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

I said “have a good day” at the cash register and the lady said “okay”. hope she’s doing alright

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock So true queen

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Yeah @mycatisawarlock how’s the corn treating you

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Alright I’ll give you this one too

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Just like you to wish to see more unhoused people you sicko

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Did you take a dump on that plate sir

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Alright yeah I can agree with that

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Everyone knows the real villain is Ann Hathaway for failing her corporate overlord.

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Wow way to shill for the big door lobby, loser

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Nobody cares

[Yomi @heyitsYomi]

@mycatisawarlock Wow way to punch down on the millionaire political blogger

[Vibrant Dad @vibrantdad]

When your child is excited to tell you something, be excited to listen.

[Sun Tzu - Art of War @artofwar_suntzu]

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. (..)

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

65 sentences that will make you a better husband and father today (bookmark this thread):

[Thorin @Thorin]

I pity anyone whose sense of satisfaction or superiority stems from owning an apple phone.

It's just a phone, bruh. You make it sound like it's the genie from Aladdin.

[Mazer Rackham Jr. @TheNextMazer]

It's been twenty years, but still the question occurs: "Are the Lord of the Rings Extended Editions necessary?"

So let us be rid of it - once and for all! Here's a list of EVERY extended scene and a rating of how "essential" they really are.

Part 1: The Fellowship of the Ring

[MonteCristo @MonteCristo]

The current trend of “masculinity” that seems to attract young men disturbs me.

It revels in grotesque displays of wealth, sexual exploitation, and utilitarian treatment of others. That path only leads to consumerist nihilism.

[Thorin @Thorin]

You've made the call and The Four Horsemen answer.

Riot's press fuckery and the gumption of one plucky journalist attempting to battle that monolith is our topic.

1,000 retweets on this tweet and we begin.

@MonteCristo @Thorin