@GregAbbott_TX I'm glad you have a sense of humor. However, if the Xmen were real, you would do everything you could to oppose them. You are made fun of because you're a horrible person who so happens to be in a wheel chair. You don't show empathy or remorse for the things you've said or done.
@SheaSerrano Hey Shea if you're free on Friday evening @ggsemporium is having their monthly Sip & Save. Everything in the shop will be 10% off. It's also our Halloween party so come in costume and join the fun. Complimentary drinks while you shop.
@Alkaline_Trio OLD. SCHOOL. REASONS. pleeeeeeeease just the first night of the tour. One and done and I'll never ask again. Fatally yours, Jenny from San Antonio. β€οΈπ
@guacho_mufungo Money hit my account and the first thing I bought was your book. Even IF it sucks (which it won't) I'm very proud of you and more than happy to support. π
@guacho_mufungo I just saw the thread that inspired the book and YES! I'm fucking in. I would read your tweets aloud to my bf and laugh my ass off. There's no way I could "hate" it. I'm very excited to order it.
@TBSOfficial I sang "A Decade Under the Influence" at karaoke, angry and hurt because my friend was dissing us for some trade. I can still see them sitting in the corner as I sang every word right at them like daggers. "Anyone will do tonight"
Upcycled a Cabbage Patch Kid into a proper Garbage Pail Kid. I'm proud to present Grim Jim riding on his pale rocking horse with his plushy scythe. #GPK#upcycle#cpk
Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American people straight β and someone who lies through his teeth for his own benefit. Last night didnβt change that, and itβs why so much is at stake in November. https://t.co/Tn2TQu5Djo
I asked Michael, "If we had to go on the run, what would you change your name to?" And he answered with a name so absurd it's actually painful that I can't share it, you know, just in case.