Mark Hamill

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

Flipping off that kitten at the pet store cause it's Tuesday.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

It's my birthday time to make out with the elderly

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I shot a man in Reno and I didn't even watch him die.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I just referenced tractor beams totally unprompted :(

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I am trying out for the TV version of Pluto Nash.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I'm mistrustful of chairs after what they did to my cousin Jake.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

Making it fancy by eating spaghettiOs with red wine

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I have to say I look damn good in leg warmers

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

Darning my socks in a church where a wedding has been.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

Playing "A winter fairy is melting a snowman" while dancing in my P.J.s

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

Working with Stephenie Meyer on book about sexy gorgons

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

Just realized that "fuck machine" was a better idea in my head than in reality

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I'm watching Strange Days on laserdisc with a blind guy I met at Denny's

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I'm drinking a gallon of milk while brake dancing in a sweat lodge.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

That raccoon in my closet wont leave. Guess I'm moving.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I'm brewing a batch of homemade OK soda

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I'm building a dad out of jelly beans

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I'm sniffing dog butts to see what the big deal is.

[Mark Hamill @heyMarkHamill]

I got so excited that I threw up all my gogurt.

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