@tomsegura@bertkreischer Can you and Bert please discuss the people who stand up to wipe their ass (like heathens) VS the people who wipe sitting down (civilized people)
Y’all this man is using my period cravings against me. He’s using my week of weakness against all foods to get donuts. And then he goes.. “well what about McDonald’s for lunch? Or chipotle?” I DON’T EVEN LIKE CHIPOTLE and I was like oooh yea that sounds so good 😂 bitch what?!
Bill was like “so we have to do anything today? No? Cool.. I’m not moving from this spot then.” & then I was like “yea no I’m starting my period like today or tomorrow & I feel like shit so no way” & then he goes
👀 do you want to get 1/2 dozen donuts? I’ll go get them??
I wish I was in to makeup. Like I do mine. This is not a “I don’t wear makeup” post.. I do my makeup. It’s just not spectacular. Like I don’t wear a lot because I can’t do it very well. If I did I’d be cake facing like the rest of you ladies but I can’t. I’d look like a fool 😂