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We are proudly the world's first viral comedy corporation. We can't fucking wait to prove your confidence RIGHT, and our families WRONG.

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Mission CTRL is back for one night only - in downtown Santa Barbara of all places. Sat 4/6.
If you live in LA come make the day trip! Party with us all night long, we're the only ones playing.

https://t.co/IGkoawBmBG

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If you're here looking for an instant comedy fix, here's a video we made a few months ago but never released. https://t.co/Ua3fyECAzc

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If you're here looking for tickets to Mr. Woke Swole Bae (opening tomorrow) here they are. https://t.co/QaygF9ge8k

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Single on Valentine's day? Here are some great tips, you can thank us later. https://t.co/SXxxllLGnz. Also come on out to our show tonight!

[RushTix @rushtix]

Comedy with a Side of Bacon @HeyMissionCTRL #ItsJustBrunch @pianofight https://t.co/UzP1hMqlki

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Hey guys, we want to invite you to a brunch. It's going to be Thurs, Fri, Sat at 8pm, but it will still be a brunch. https://t.co/jzuwvuHxOh

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@zackruskin We have a show coming up for two weekends in February we'd love to invite you to.

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@zackruskin Hi Zack—enjoying yr Sketchfest coverage. We're a long-running local group out of @pianofight and we'd love to chat with you.

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Tonight! We're doing @SFSketchfest w/Paul Brittain from SNL. Our show is 'Medieval Brunch' and it's weird af. https://t.co/04PdML0PFV

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I feel like our comedy is a large hadron collider.

[Medium @Medium]

“A Series of Tweets from the CEO of Frito Lay that He Meant to Type into the Google Search Bar” by @GoldFrontSF https://t.co/Tt3CccrRC4

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Retweeting from the green room https://t.co/yiOlOMVuzL

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"Well... it's Halloween SOMEWHERE."

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OH MY GOD, JESUS CHRIST, RUN EVAN RUN!!! #pianofight #varietyshowdeathmatch #deathbyrobot… https://t.co/U0tha853LU

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

I just need to own the fact that either my facial hair is like Clark Kent glasses or no one at this Apple Store remembers a 5yo ad campaign.

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MC's @DrHobbs will play an alien in ancient Egyptian times this weekend. What will that even look like? Come on out: http://t.co/cZthDctfZL

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Making shower decisions based only on how our hair looks. This seems... fine.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I can't wait to not see "50 Shades of Grey" this weekend!

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Loving our new office #keurig! #StartupGrind

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pretty sure that daal saag we ate perma changed the color of our stool #itsbeensevendays