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Republicans on Truth Social have officially lost the plot #kamala

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@domesticetch I’m pretty sure this is demonstrably false, but I take personal credit for the oil can trend because of this coffee packaging project I did in a college class in 2014

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@xhfloz Oh hey, I do this sort of thing’ You should check out https://t.co/YbMUKQtaXU

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I’ll jump on the bandwagon and say I’m raising 7 trillion dollars as well.

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Nothing on earth triggers my fight-or-flight response like the TurboTax login screen

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One thing about TikTok is they NAILED the user experience

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@greenbergnation Fuck yeah. Free Palestine, Dorsey should be ashamed

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@GojoEpicGames @coolestdudeyet They’d fantasize about his death. But in killing him, they’d become just like him.

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If I had an army outfit I’d just buy a bunch of flags at the dollar store, fold em up, and go knock on random houses in the suburbs and tell people “I’m sorry he didn’t make it.”

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Are you and independent lesbian dying to have a conversation about ANYTHING but a man? We’ll here at the Alison Bechdal dating service, we’ve got you covered.

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@sfchronicle ���

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@domesticetch SO good—it's like speculative evolution: the show. I barely even care about the humans

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I have this theory that Experimental Jetset and Yo La Tengo are the same people. This tweet isn't for anyone

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@slime_golem I mean I think there’s a lot of unhelpful hype around psychedelics… but psychedelics

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@AJWShaughnessy Honestly? A good idea that can’t handle the ultraviolet radiation emanating off of capitalism. User experience is only useful as far as it makes money-if you design out all scarcity and pain, there’s no way to capitalize

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I just packed a bowl of oatmeal

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@WGAWest @UnionElections

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@hellohinoelle I saw that, like 10 to a street!

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My retirement plan is to get hit by a driverless car and sue google

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@hellohinoelle God can you imagine? Jackpot

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Does peanut butter count as a vegetable?