Casey Co

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

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[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

My 5 year old son just asked “what if we put a slice of turkey in the DVD player and it played a movie about the turkey’s whole life” and none of the parenting books I’ve read have prepared me for this question.

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

@katiex04 There are only a few of us among the potatoes

[Lauren Daigle @Lauren_Daigle]

Thank you to the @Braves! I had a blast!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake. as you can imagine. it’s hard to snoozle. under so much pressure

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

Tried to pull a Miss Congeniality on Tyler today and said “you think I’m gawwwwgeous you wanna..” and he goes “you have snot coming out of your nose.” so I’ll take that L

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I didn’t even know I was the loudest cereal eater in the world until I got married.

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

@IsntHeThatGuy That is fact. Fact, I tell you!

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

Just ugly cried to PS I Love You.... yes I AM LIVING THE GOOD LIFE.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

Ok but why are kids jumping out of moving cars to sing mediocre lyrics when they could be jumping out of parked cars to get non-mediocre Glazers ??

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

@TheRealMoonyMan Yeah that was weak!

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

@crystalc342 @aimee_dunks NOTHING

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

@crystalc342 @aimee_dunks One of my favorite gifs tbh ❤️

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Catherine asked me if I had seen her spaghetti strap dress.

I asked her if it looked like her ravioli strap dress.

I don’t think she understood the joke because I got nothing.

[ABC News @ABC]

PURE JOY: 4-year-old Maya, who has cerebral palsy, takes her first steps on her own. Her glee will melt your heart. "I'm walking!" https://t.co/qQ4NsUO5TP

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

@TheRealMoonyMan Exactly!

[Casey Co @heySAUERPATCH]

Whoever brings cool ranch Doritos on a plane is wrong