Iesus Fortissimus

Twitter litter. I do all my own stunts

[Iesus Fortissimus @HeySeuss_17]

Watched SNL for The Strokes and it was actually pretty good, Druski was a good host, plus Emma Stone and Talafreako cameo? Banger tbh

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

TODAY IS FRIDAY

[sloshua (comms open... gouuhh) @sloshua_]

Peter Griffin is so lucky to live next door to his best friends. I hope he knows that

[🇵🇸 | spøøky .benji | downstairs live AGAIN @blvrry_s1nk]

they kill you if you dont go 15 over the speed limit in ohio

[mationicle @chicobionicle]

Walked into a Papa John’s and they were playing Bionicle: The Mask of Light

[Iesus Fortissimus @HeySeuss_17]

Didn’t find my AirPods in the work bag, turns out 6:00am me put them in the gym bag 🙏🙏🙏 #BlessedAndHighlyFavored

[Iesus Fortissimus @HeySeuss_17]

Yamamoto is a fucking dawg man

[Alison 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @Alison_is_lost]

when the sequel asks you if you want to import the savefile from the previous game

[T @teeepaigee]

One more day of peace and happiness before Dodgers playoff baseball starts

[Mr.Duffy — #DuffySzn @mrduffyyy]

10/01 - 12/31 .

4th Quarter — Ball up top.

[Iesus Fortissimus @HeySeuss_17]

Me when I’m playing Elden Ring but it’s Nightreign

[Kazmo @heykazmo]

New type of racism? Hispanics don’t take fall damage??

[Bell Bearing Hunter @bellbearinghunt]

Dad what was the Zweihander?

[Shadessr🕊️ @Shadessr_]

Time to add another to the collection

[Nitro-Spidey @NitroSpidey]

genuinely the greatest song, ever

like, this is genuinely a fucking masterpiece

[nishant @namkeeen0]

the reason why i'm not on hinge is because i really dont have 6 pictures of myself

[JBT @UtdJBT]

not talking to any girls until man united win 5 games in a row

[heh @coldinchrome]

It's officiallyHispanic Heritage Month pls only refer to me as mi amor, mi rey, guapo, papacito, papi, & cariño