HJ

Follow me, you creep.

[HJ @HeyThereJacobs]

I am fleeing the country in 24 hours

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Somebody asked me for my number when I didn’t even have any make up on and that made me feel really good 🥹

[HJ @HeyThereJacobs]

I love how banks e-mail you saying earn $200!!!🥳🤩 All you have to do is deposit $25,000 lmaooool

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Today’s Mantra: You can’t be in the weeds if you don’t give a shit.

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It’s so rude when I feel like I’m going to sneeze and then I don’t

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Somebody take my phone away from me

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My Tevas were probably the best purchase I ever made

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Me to my dog: half of my identity is loving you
My dog: sneezes into my mouth

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Every time I think I’m going to have a good day at work I don’t

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Walter’s is my happy place 🥲🍕🍺

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I can’t wait to see the Steve, Nancy, & Jonathan love triangle in the next half the season 👀👽❤️‍🔥

[HJ @HeyThereJacobs]

Why, you ask, am I re-watching the Absolute Horror that is the first half of @Stranger_Things Szn 4??
BECAUSE

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My toxic trait: Watching scary movies alone

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-Hey, Jan!
-Not too good.

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Accepting reality can be one of the hardest things to do. I am not saying I’ve mastered it. But when you do, life gets just a little bit easier.

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@sgreenwood1313 Not worth the notification baha

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How about directors don’t have beef with actors and then screw up an amazing story line?

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@sgreenwood1313 But 31 is

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Idk if I’m ready for thiiiiisssss @euphoriaHBO

[HJ @HeyThereJacobs]

The clean clothes on one small corner of my bed:
My dog: