Tyler Trudeau

"lol who tf's Trudeau, my friend said you were Brad or Ryan or Brent or something" / I am in the band Shelter Dogs, and I am the band Women's Basketball

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

I've logged into Twitter twice in the past week and reported an undisclosed "political/issue" ad in my feed both times. EDIT: Three times for two sessions

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

Shelter Dogs are also on Insta @shelterdogstheband-> https://t.co/H77STlg3Zo - we're pretty fun elsewhere on social media

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Hey, Twitter is still rotting fruit wrapped in used toilet paper! Plz follow my band Shelter Dogs on FB (https://t.co/ybSL2kybjy) for mad gig alerts and the latest our very ripping EP "Crashing a Party With...," out May 31 on King Pizza Recs OOOOOOOH

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

Twitter relies on hate speech and lies for its traffic. You can have it. I’ll be back when I have something I want to sell, I guess

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

Anyway if anyone still follows me on this thing (haha there are like 3 of you) I’m going to be deleting Twitter from my phone bc there is no place for creative people on Twitter in 2018

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

As Philip Levine said in one of my fave poems of his, “You can have it.” I need to write. When I want to become enraged, I’ll read the news. Don’t need to waste my attention on thousands of Twitterers acting like they understand “the news” better than everyone else

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

In the place of interesting creative voices, we mostly have trolls and egomaniacs dominating every discussion. Total distraction from any creative work

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

I joined Twitter bc it seemed like an interesting challenge to communicate in compelling bite-sized pieces. However in 2018 the only creative people who can use Twitter as a viable platform for communication are already superstars

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

I left my heart in San Francisco, I popped a shart in Satan’s disco

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

@NotJohnHubinger You got this, my dude! I bought my last pack a bit over a year ago and I feel amazing. Um smoking a lot more weed might help if that’s a thing you don’t mind

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

(Extremely Rob Thomas voice) “I’m not crazy, I’m just on some registries / I drink gin, fuck dudes and smoke trees”

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There’s a new Shelter Dogs EP that’s already been recorded and mixed

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I don't know if this is a Catholic upbringing thing or what, but I find the fact that I have a physical body humiliating

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Just had this flash of panic, like what if I'm in Tapes n Tapes but I forgot

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@BrianLehrer Dollar pizza

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fyi this is the Twitter account I hold onto mainly to dissuade my future self from running for elected office

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@libeltheband Maybe they remembered Billy Joel's drummer had to sue him for 30 years' worth of back pay

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

Today at band practice I learned that if you want to give your bandmates instructions, it helps to hold a copy of Bruce Springsteen's "The River" LP in front of your face and speak in a faux Bruce voice

[Tyler Trudeau @HeyTurdo]

An app where, when you're at an academic talk, every time someone says "my praxis," what you hear is "my whole shit"

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I mean tbh I don't think I've followed anyone new on this account since like 2013. I think the last account I followed was a body of water