History books could’ve said, “There was a time when people would go to bed hungry, but because of the generosity of ____, people have something to eat every day.” But instead, it’ll say, “Jeff Bezos went to space in a penis rocket.” #Bezos
Pardon the interruption, but this will be one of my last moments to say that I’ve got two under two. I can’t believe this one will be two tomorrow. Only 28 more years of kissing his face before it gets weird! https://t.co/RMvuhiurmy
When you’re pushing a stroller with one hand, trying to snap pictures with the other, all while trying to get your kid to “Move It, Shake It” so he can dance means some crooked pictures and heavy cropping 😂 #waltdisneyworld#disneyworld#magickingdom… https://t.co/vcvpuParrk
Just got back from WDW! There’s something magical about bringing your kid back to the place you spent your honeymoon for your 6th anniversary #disney#animalkingdomlodge#disneyworld#waltdisneyworld https://t.co/lihEYIMjfW