HG 80

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

people be like "oooh beating your partner is bad" and dont stop to consider those of us that want our wife to come home after a hard day at work and kick the shit out of us

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

They call me Hg “98% Humidity” 80 for a reason you know

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

Bottom surgery but they leave the balls

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

back to my #milkdrinkin' ways god I just love my life so much I just finished my second litre

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

So many Hootin' and Hollerin' Hooligans outside my window. Kids these days have no respect for their elders.

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

call me ee the way I oh

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

why is canada losing hockey like 9/11 but if it actually it mattered

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

@Ethelbrait1941 Opinion on Caleb WIliams????!!!!

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

I almost just lost a discord scrabble game because it wouldn't let me play "footjob", I think I would have killed myself

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

They call me the dryer lint trap

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

Hitting the "whatever you feel like" when asked my pronouns and watching them panic to figure out the correct answer

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

All my bones hurt.. help???

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

My (20F) girlfriend (87F) keeps "forgetting" my name, what kind of game is that? I'm starting to think she's cheating on me... somebody please give some advice

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

You know what they say, if at first you dont succeed, give up and become a woman

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

tummy hurt,. can die from too much carbonarra?? looking into this

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

The kid next to me in my lecture just coughed up blood and then ran out of the room

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

I have milk with every meal, breakfast lunch and dinner, I'm a true bonepilled calciumcell

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

@pnoidnews12 You will be ground into dust before me

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

"It really makes you think". No it fucking doesnt, I am a single celled organism and incapable of critical thought, go fuck yourself

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

The only pandemic that started in 2020 was the wokeness pandemic

[HG 80 @HG__80_]

"Fuck my chud life", more like Fuck my chud wife!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Someone please have sex with my wife she says I'm not enough for her anymore I'm so scared of losing her