HH&KS

Hello my stressed friends.We are Healing Hands and Keg Stands. Amateur Masseurs looking to relax you with our firm hands and rhythmic motions. $6 for 24 minutes

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The deal is still active folks!

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What is the hippest jazz club in town?

Correct answer gets you one personal massage, virtually

Inquire within

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What is the hippest jazz club in town?

Correct answer gets you one personal massage, virtually

Inquire within

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Best DEAL OF THE YEAR

BOG2023F

THATS RIGHT

BUY ONE VIRTUAL MASSAGE

GET 2023 FREE

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Deal ends 11:59 CST

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Dearest customers,

Many of you may have seen @HandAndStoneLS BOGO massage deal for the holidays

commendable offer

But it’s not OUR

SPECIAL

HOLIDAY BOGTF OFFER

That’s right

Buy One Get Thirty Free

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-Management
@chrisangelinime @DSouder73 @MikeRozanski

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@MikeRozanski
Michael, you offer great insight. Have you considered joining our ranks? We would love to set up an interview and discuss bringing you on. We love young blood with fresh ideas. Please do be in touch. -Management

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In light of recent concern over the longevity of our greatest marketing platform…i.e. this app, we wanted to assure our loyal, steadfast customers that we will continue our business.

We will persist

We will outlast this uncertain time

And most importantly

We will massage

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HAPPY ROWAN HOMECOMING

Today and today only we have a

🚨🚨🚨SPECIAL OFFER🚨🚨🚨

Enjoy our

🦉🦉🦉 PROF POWER PACK🦉🦉🦉

To honor the 99th year of the artist formerly known as ~Glassboro Normal School~, we will offer 99 seconds of virtual massages

AT NO COST

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A dirty dog SPECIAL

Rub that football like

You RUB A BACK

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Come one come all!!!

Spooky back cracking tonight.

Free if you have a costume!

👻👻👻

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@MikeRozanski Thank you, Michael.

Your steadfast support as a loyal customer has been integral to our success as a corporation.

Please accept a free.99 massage on the house tonight.

See you at eleven

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#MyTwitterAnniversary

This is a tremendous day for our company.
5 years of virtual massages.
5 years of hard work.
5 years of zero overhead costs.
5 years of family.

We at HH&KS want to thank you for your unwavering support, for without you this doesn’t happen

-Management

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@MikeRozanski INTRODUCING OUR NEWEST EMPLOYEE

DR. JUSTIN MATHEW, MD

With this acquisition, or credibility has skyrocketed. Our ROI is soaring, customer satisfaction is at an all time high. Profit margins are thiqq.

With thank him for his time at Vandelay Industries

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🚨🚨FREE MASSAGE ALERT🚨🚨

What is the name of the hippest jazz club in town, that Jasmine Windsong performed at???

ANSWER NOW AND REDEEM A FREE MASSAGE BY 12:00 AM MST

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@MikeRozanski @MikeRozanski

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@MikeRozanski CONGRATULATIONS

YOU ARE THE BIG WINNER!!

And for your hard work and skill, you will be rewarded a virtual massage video

We have been Advanced our company and collaborating with Tech Giants to enhance our reach and market value

Please enjoy

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TRIVIA FOR FREE MOBILE MASSAGE

In “Threat Level Midnight” what letter and number combo is “The Scarn” in Billy’s Bar

First person to answer correctly gets free mobile massage redeemable at any time.

@cj_volk9 @kyadavar @MikeRozanski @DSouder73 @fazman30 @chrisangelinime

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Ya sista’s balls

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@lydia_piazza @LynzieWorth @SNicholsen @fazman30 @Ajstorrow @FrankGalano

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🚨🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE OFFER🚨🚨🚨

NEW MASSAGE OFFER ON DECK COMING APRIL 2022

MOBILE MASSAGES

✨RETWEET✨

TO EARN MASSAGE MONEY
TOWARD YOUR FIRST
MOBILE MASSAGE
@cj_volk9 @DSouder73 @MikeRozanski @kyadavar @BrandonAlfonso0 @AbeHakim @DanBarone2 @Cnicholsen17

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🚨🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨🚨🚨

THE FREE.99 VIRTUAL MASSAGE RETURNS

FOR ALL STAR WEEKEND

Tag a friend to redeem.

Inquire within.

@MikeRozanski @kyadavar @DSouder73 @cj_volk9