Heath Horejda

Actor, lover of fine jelly beans, part time ghostbuster and Head Master at the University of Useless Knowledge... (We don't validate parking)

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

@evenson_leif @saraaaaahs_ I think I found your backpack. Where might you have forgot it?

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

Lighting strikes by Lou christie#boomhalloween2023

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

Remember all the commercials for Pickles growing up? There was the “Soda Wars” and the “Pickle Wars”. I guess I thought pickles were going to be a bigger part of adult life, but it’s just a pickle. #AdultingAndStuff #growingup #surprise

[Official Jon Lajoie @jonlajoiecomedy]

In these surreal, frightening times, I've been realizing more than ever how helplessly reliant and dependent I am, as a non-smart person, on all the incredibly intelligent, hard-working professionals who've dedicated their lives to becoming experts in their respective fields.

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

@johnkrasinski it’s been a very weird horrible week... we need a shot of #goodnews please and thank you. All our love, The Earth

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Kat Inaquarantine @bumpandhustle]

This just woke me up. It’s my dog snoring. He’s been super worried about me during this flare so he’s decided to lie like, right on my head. He’s the best.

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

Wow...

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The end of this video destroyed me.

Thank you, Australia!
https://t.co/UID2EBWoKW

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

I’ve been watching the #America show and it seems #republican #voters don’t like #Trump but like he’ll give them Supreme Court and the over turn of #RVW. So if #Trump gives them that now, what reason is there to #vote him in November?

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

@ZombieRiot “I have a Shitty brother!”

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

BREAKING: Premier Ford says Ontario is officially in second wave of COVID-19--and that it will be worse than Wave1. but let’s open those casinos

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

If you are having fun trying to login @ #tdsb to register your children this might help. This is so #fubar

[Kat Inaquarantine @bumpandhustle]

All of a sudden this kid is 6 years old. Sigh. Happy birthday little man.

[Robert B. Englund @RobertBEnglund]

Happy International Dog Day! Be kind to your furry friends!

[Jason Armstrong 🗝 @SkinlessJSn]

Wow. This has been in the works for a loooong time & it’s finally coming to your eyeballs this year. The path has been long & complicated. This is not an official announcement (that’s a different dept) but for handful of people who see my posts... coming 2020:

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

We just watched Ip-Man4 and my wife @bumpandhustle is obsessed with the character of Becky and what happened to her. #needanswers

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

We Cannot Stay Silent About George Floyd | Patriot Act Digital Exclusive... https://t.co/Q3vvt5mRSz via @YouTube

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

I’m posting... still got it!

[Riddle @Ridd1e]

watching Cowboy Bebop making masks for local medical personnel. it’s kind cool to say I’ve hung with Spike!. THEY BETTER HAVE A CAMEO FOR @blumspew IN THE NEW TV SERIES *shakes fists*

[Heath Horejda @HHorejda]

Just heard Lee Fierro who played Mrs Kintner in #Jaws passed away from #COVID Her slap will be immortalized for years to come. #RIP #CovidDeaths