Joshua Heitzenrater

🙏🏽In God We Trust ✝️

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Rooster on HBO, you are welcome

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Warning 🚨 you will shit your pants at work if you drink too much coconut water in one sitting,

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Someone from England is gunna die in Mexico tonight

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I’ve seen enough, give Haaland a key to the city.

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France gunna win it all

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Reality tv could never

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The World Cup is so fuckin good.

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Norway’s Viking row is the best chant out there

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I feel bad that other countries have to come to the USA for fifa

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The World Cup rules

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@mikerainey82 Tweets like this are a national treasure that twitter no longer produces.

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The guy who sang the national anthem for the Knicks might have just set the bar as high as it can go.

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Buffalo is the only team that can dominate and still lose.

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Sabers are cooked

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What a crippling turn of events for the sabers

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@VinnysCorner1 Mike modano

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@JeremyWGR

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Things I like about the Sabres tonight:

1. Zach Benson.

End of list.

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Can we clone benson?

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Women are useless