Lenny Hardtbohner

Queer eye for the straight guy since 1973.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@GodH8sMedia @BarackObama @JoeBiden I'd rather be a rich fag than poor WBC trash!

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

Thinking about last summer out on the lake with my boat, the Master Baiter. There was one time when the ole Triton blew a spark plug clean out of it. So I used my schlong as a replacement. When we got back to shore that evening, I got off!

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

Well y'all, due to Covid 19, the Big Whack Attack in my garage is..... STILL ON! Social distancing measures of 6 inches is required and will be strongly enforced!! Masks not required (unless that's what you're into) ;)

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

Blew out the rear end in my van doing a burnout leaving work. Putting a new 9 inch rear end in it so I can take my 9 inch front end to the club tonight!

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@PeteButtigieg To all my fellow LGBTQ+ people who want to vote for Pete, you should reconsider and vote for me and my running mate, Richard Long! We promise free love in the White House in the exact same spot where Bill and Monica got it on!
HL2020"Get America Laid Again"

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@TomSteyer If y'all would vote for me and my running mate Richard Long in 2020, we'll get America's balls back
and we'll get it on where Bill and Monica did! Hardtbohner/Long 2020 "Get America Laid Again"! #GALA #FreeLove

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

Next time this mofo @Walmart asks to check my bag, Imma whip out this dick and tell him he missed one.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@Ford I was made in one of these and I was laid in one of these! #builtfordproud #builtforbigdicks

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@GodH8sYourMeme @carlybarlywarly My first blessing is being gay. My second blessing is having an uncle who loves me. And my third is being hung like a horse.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@JAELatWBC He made male and female, but he also made male ON male.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

When the soap drops, the virginity stops.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@boyce1_boyce Its goin good. You?

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

Just got done put the lift on the candy van. It's rollin on 35 inch Micky Thompsons and I'm rollin with a 10 inch Dicky Johnson.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@WBCApocalypse The odds aren't as thin as the odds of a straight dude getting his virginity back after meeting me and my uncle.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@WBCApocalypse I have no evil in my heart. The evil is down in my pants.

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@queerdeermedia My uncle always told me, "it don't matter how you get your sausage, boy. As long as you get it".

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@GodH8sYourIdols Barnabas needed to cleave unto all 9 inches

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

Gonna be a big day. Having a masturbatory celebration party at my place. Y'all are welcome to come! My back door is always wide open!

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@EthanDolan I always shoot jizz on my steering wheel after I win a drag race. #ItsaFordthing #Yallwouldntunderstand

[Lenny Hardtbohner @Hickbuttbandit]

@WBCRejoice @Imaginedragons @DanReynolds #LightningRod