Mr.Hicks

In my mind

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Nigga supposed to be doing my insurance and y’all got him running

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Tubi @Tubi]

because i'm for the people

[кєνín @notcee_fan]

DID YOU KNOW : your Smart TV came with a whole living room set ?

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[im_putchi @im_putchi]

hey

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

"Boy....Now you know you traveled"

[𝗷𝗮𝘆 ☆ @NotLikeSGA]

nigga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie 😭

[remx @biigrem]

Why was we all saying “i believe i can fly, i got shot by the FBI” in elementary school😩😩? Who started that

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

nigga tf you selling? bear shit?

[Softboy @softboywin]

Slang is so funny

You cooked = great
You are cooked = terrible

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Too lazy to explain myself, just judge me

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

“ok now one where you have that shit on please”

[gio @_GioHub]

a gay bully: "gimme your brunch money"

[John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64]

Why spelling is important…

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[30 @hoodii30]

the 3rd nigga think he slick

[john @johnsemley3000]

and a guy who has a taco bell IN HIS HOUSE.