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4 time Bee-sting survivor — lactose tolerant

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So the sun can black out at 10 am on a Monday morning but when I do it I'm an "alcoholic" and a "disappointment" to my parents

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@JagexSupport
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@JagexArchie

Boys. We NEED jagex launcher to support macOS silicon chips?!

What are we doing?

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Spilled ranch on my work computer boss - can���t come in today

[Teddy “Black Guy” Summers @Bigmacrednexk]

Yeah I’m talking bout innit on the fruzz box 😹🫳🎤

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Scott Hansen deserves some sloppy head for the work he does every Sunday

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I still yearn for the Peruvian puff pepper

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Something about work just makes me need to poop

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@Mick_O_Keeffe Bang bang

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Havnt read a book since the IPhone 3GS came out

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@m8sap What’s what’s up dog

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Mentally, my desk is still outside the classroom in the hallway

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I used 3/4 of a roll of toilet paper yesterday

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Getting federal refunds you couldn’t imagine using tax refund strategies you’ve never heard of

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I went to Roku city and they didn’t even know you bro

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@MrsRunescap3 U really thought u did sum here huh

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@SanDiegoPD
If my upstairs neighbor is playing house music loud enough to shake my walls and windows at 9am — can I legally brandish a firearm at him?

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Fiver but just for popping the back pimples u can’t reach

[Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter @JoshuaLisec]

What I think is 5,000 years ago her 10 sons would have wiped empires off the face of the earth is what I think.

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THIS IS PROBABLY THE WORST QUESTION EVER ASKED IN INTERVIEW HISTORY

DOMINIK FACE SAYS IT ALL 😂

(IMPAULSIVE)

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THIS MAN DOMINIK MYSTERIO BROUGHT UP JAPAN TO LOGAN PAUL 😂

“ARE YOU ALLOWED IN JAPAN???”

LMFAOOOOOOOO

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