High-Functioning Libertarian

A congregation of misfit libertarians and free-thinkers trafficking in sensible conversation, all in my head.

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

@pattonoswalt Somehow Walter Peck returned.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

Your mom entered the public domain

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

@FaithDeutsch @naterez94 Bluetail Medical Group has an excellent doctor named Matt Bayes that practices once a month in Daien CT, just a short drive from NYC.

[Adam B. Coleman, Proud Father & Imperfect Man @wrong_speak]

About a year ago, I started watching @libsoftiktok videos while on mute as I found that their body language and mannerisms would tell a deeper story than the rhetoric they were espousing and I was troubled by my revelations of these individuals.

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[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Tear jerker

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

@RealEmirHan

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

I'm not wearing anything under my seat cushion flotation device

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Deaths Caused By Hurricane Hilary To Be Labeled Suicides https://t.co/C6IJIc64NS

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

You idiots! These are not them. You've captured there STUNT DOUBLES!

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

Abandoned cocaine at the White House? In this economy?

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

I feel sorry for Asian students, and the increasing student loan debts that await them

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

When a college application asks if you like Tyler Perry movies, you say YES

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

Why was the George Reeves Superman in black and white? His universe didn't have color?

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

Meta announces a competitor to Twitter that will be a free speech alternative.

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

It's neat that they're filming the new Ghostbusters in New York today.

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

What is a Woman?

An adult human who must vocalize surprise or discomfort every single time a car rolls over a pothole.

[High-Functioning Libertarian @HiFiLibertarian]

I got a political phone call from Scam Likely