Derek Griffin

Somebody pastor someday once I get out my head. Love to laugh, love to love. I spend way too much time on twitter.

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

Comedy for people that never stopped saying retard and fag

[NEW JEROOZ @NUJERZEYTWORK]

Kyd Slade Gotta “THIS SHIT IS DONE, You Even Spelled Ya City Wrong On Ya Jacket Is THIS NIGGA DUMB , the Philadelphia is Missing A L , but Don’t Worry I’m Bout To GIVE EM ONE” …. Building collapse 🤣

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

Shane Gillis is single-handily carrying professional comedy in 2026

[Derek Griffin @High_King_Derek]

@Ai_here202 Resume

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Mojo Brookzz exposed a guy who showed up to his show on a date with another girl while his baby mama was home with their 1-month-old baby 😭💀

“I’m going to show you how old n-ggas tell your business, cause this going on Instagram.” 😭

[Ioneenknoyo @DubJ]

This is one of them load bearing clips. It should be required viewing.

[AB @abtherebel]

How to tell if your girlfriend is really a weak slut 🤣

[Matt @MattTalkToEm]

It took a guy on twitter to tweet about gengar playing qb and 18 hours later im playing pokemon madden this is what humanity should be

[BattleLyfe @Battlelyfe23]

I went back and watched the battle again. Body language is so important. This is why I commend Young L for his defense in battle rap. It’s very important. I’m not just listening to the words. I’m focusing on the whole picture. That was one of the biggest separations in this Eazy The Block Captain Vs Kyd Slade battle. Y’all like to say I’m bias for Eazy. I’ve never felt like nobody out rapped him in his previous battles so it was hard for me to give them the victory but last night it happened. Congratulations to Kyd Slade on the victory🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[𝓐𝓤𝓓𝓤 @CineAudu]

Colin Jost realizing live on air that the writers just set him up to do a Nazi salute on national television took ten years off his life.

​The panic in his eyes the second he raises his hand for the Hegseth scale joke, followed by Che’s pure joy yelling “you finally got one on camera,” is the exact reason Weekend Update works. Jost's desperate "Don't GIF it, guys" might as well be an engraved invitation to turn it into the meme of the year.

​At this point, Michael Che isn’t even co-anchoring, he’s just legally liable for psychological warfare.

[Smart™ @theisaiahsmart]

Bruhhhhhh I have been saying this for years! Thank you.

[Derek Griffin @High_King_Derek]

@JPTER78 @Pokemon @Pokemon_ES_ESP @FangamesDirect @FrigoAdri @SrXamork @Oscar_BrockWah I want you to know I've been playing this game for maybe 6 hours, from the time that I typed it in to maybe 20 minutes ago, and I only stopped so I can go to Walmart before they closed. I love this game!

[Semitic Jew @semitic_jew]

This is real, and not ai. Enjoy lol.

[The Crusader @LLThecrusader]

Hot take: a yellow flag IS a red flag when it comes to children

[Ty The Samurai @NostalgicDaimyo]

They took everything from us

[Derek Griffin @High_King_Derek]

@THROWEDTOBIN Meee

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

PRAYERS TO BREAK GENERATIONAL CURSES

1. Father, by the authority in the name of Jesus, I declare an end to every negative pattern that has passed from one generation to another in my family. Every cycle that has continued for years, let it be broken by the power of God, in Jesus’ name.

2. Every inherited pattern of failure, stagnation, repeated disappointment, and limitation operating in my family line, I command you to lose your influence over my life. I step into the liberty and purpose God has ordained for me, in Jesus’ name.

3. By the blood of Jesus, I renounce every ungodly covenant, agreement, dedication, and spiritual claim that has been made contrary to God's purpose for my life. Let every such claim be rendered powerless, in Jesus’ name.

4. Every recurring pattern of hardship and closed doors that has followed my family from generation to generation, I declare that it ends with me. I receive grace to walk in a new dimension of favour, progress, and divine purpose, in Jesus’ name.

5. Father, let the power of every negative inheritance be broken over my life. Whatever I did not establish and whatever is contrary to Your will, I refuse to carry it forward. I belong completely to Christ, in Jesus’ name.

6. Every pattern of destruction, repeated setbacks, and untimely loss associated with my family history, I declare that it will not continue through me. Let the mercy of God speak over my life and establish a new testimony, in Jesus’ name.

7. I break every cycle of poverty, limitation, and persistent lack that has hindered progress in my family. I receive wisdom, favour, diligence, opportunities, and the grace to build a better future, in Jesus’ name.

8. Every pattern of broken relationships, constant conflict, division, and bitterness passed through generations, I declare that its influence ends with me. Let peace, wisdom, forgiveness, and healthy relationships become established in my life, in Jesus’ name.

9. Father, expose and uproot every hidden pattern working against my progress. Let every spiritual, emotional, and behavioural cycle that is contrary to Your will lose its power over me, and give me grace to walk in freedom, in Jesus’ name.

10. I declare that my family history will not determine my destiny. The mistakes, failures, limitations, and struggles of previous generations will not imprison my future. By God's grace, I am entering a new chapter, in Jesus’ name.

11. Every voice speaking limitation over my life because of my family background, be silenced. I reject every negative label and every expectation of failure, and I receive the identity, purpose, and future God has prepared for me, in Jesus’ name.

12. Father, give me wisdom to recognize every unhealthy pattern that must end with me. Give me courage to make different choices, discipline to build differently, and grace to establish a godly legacy for the generations after me, in Jesus’ name.

13. Every cycle of stagnation that repeatedly pushes my family backward whenever progress begins, I declare that the cycle is broken. I receive grace for sustainable progress, stability, wisdom, and advancement, in Jesus’ name.

14. I declare that no negative pattern from my past, my family history, or previous generations has authority over my future. I am redeemed through Christ, I belong to God, and I will walk in the freedom and purpose He has given me, in Jesus’ name.

15. Father, let Your power establish a complete separation between me and every ungodly pattern that has followed my family. From this day forward, let my life testify of restoration, freedom, favour, progress, and divine purpose. Let the story change through me, and let my generation experience the goodness of God, in Jesus’ name.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Put this man in the forklift hall of fame immediately

[CopyRebeldia @CopyRebeldia]

Este es el Pokémon que imaginabas de niño. Y ya se puede jugar.

Alguien publicó cómo se vería Pokémon si saliera hoy. Otro tipo lo convirtió en un juego de verdad con IA:
• el gimnasio de Brock con luz de película
• Charmander contra Geodude y Onix
• los menús de siempre: luchar, mochila, huir
• se juega en el navegador, sin instalar nada