Buffy Summers

Is there an Apocalypse Rewards card? Redeem points for a latte? I could /so/ take @IDidSaveYou for a latte... // {RP 18+} #BTVS AU #SpikesSlayer #BPRP #NoDMs

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

Hey @BelligerentHero?

{Brow arching, she eyed the calendar, the date circled in red.}

Whatever you do, don't get @MustBeBunnies_ a rabbit for her birthday... It totally won't go over well.

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

Hey, Alterna-Spike?
{Brow arching, she sent a patented Slayer glare across the TL @_Hostile_17_.} Don't get any ideas. Vamp Willow would eat you for breakfast. {mumbling} Trust me. I know.

[Willow Rosenberg @aLittleWitchFu]

@OmnipotentSmurf @AequitasSanctus @_Hostile_17_ @VeritasEtMortem @CursingFriar @UpsideOfDeath {mumbling} Hoo-boy.

{Scurrying after #Spike and and the other two (humans?), she pulled up close behind the vamp, fecklessly closing her fingers around his jacket sleeve for comfort.}

Spike? We're not in Kansas anymore are we... I... Um...

{Coming to a dead stop --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

It's your birthday?

{smiling brightly @BPRP_Beastie and @RP_Beezy} Don't worry! I'm sure it won't end in a vampire attack! Or aliens! Or an apocalypse. Or... {coughing} Cake. There'll be cake!

{mumbling} Probably.

[Father Caleb @FatherCaleb]

-- Burn the Dirty folk.

She is comin'.

Gird yourselves.

{Fire in his eyes and ice in his smile, he bowed his head, singing low as he wandered away.}

Glory, Glory. Hallelujah...

[Father Caleb @FatherCaleb]

Lookin' upon you folk once more, and I see nothin' has changed.

Corrupted. All of you. Lettin' women's filth seep into your soul, lust turnin' you from the path.

You ain't got the strength to stand against it.

But you will.

/She/ will teach you. Lift the Good Folk. --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

{would show this to @_Hostile_17_ but doesn't want the shouting that would totally ensue} #AccidentalBears #NoBlamingBuffy

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

'I wear the cheese.' {shuddering} Like I needed a reminder of /that/ Buffy Dream Spectacular.

[NPR @NPR]

There is enough cheese sitting in cold storage to wrap around the U.S. Capitol. While Americans consumed nearly 37 pounds per capita in 2017, it was not enough to reduce the country's 1.4 billion-pound cheese surplus, according to the USDA.
https://t.co/hVxAVrKOuI

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

{muttering} Riley.

{Jaw tight, she planted her hands on her hips, brow slowly arching.} If he's still around, something tells me he's finding a way to make an alien invasion all about him. {under her breath} Big baby.

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

@Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_ @_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou -- feeding them to those things. Agreed?

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

-- .@NonLinearGenius and @_HarryStamper were planning would cut down this skittery welcome party by, like, a /lot/.}

What do you think? Split 'em fifty fifty? You take the hundred spiders on the left?

@IDidSaveYou @Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

@Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_ @_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou -- clearly mouthing 'We. Can. Hear. You.'}

{under her breath} And don't conjure up anything helpful. Or at all.

{Turning back to #Spike, she shook her head, gaze sweeping skyward as she stood at his side.}

If those two bring anything big and stomp-y into existence, I'm --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

@Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_ @_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou -- lazily down the glass.}

It's not bad enough that they're spiders from outer space, now they're spewing snot. Hey!

{Reaching out, she yanked the leg away and bent to peer through the glass, pointing at #Jonathan. Holding his gaze for a beat, she gave her ear a tug, --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

@Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_ @_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou -- she froze at the feel of something decidedly warmer and not at all rain like splattering her blonde mane, shuddering as she lifted her palm for #Spike's inspection.}

Great.

{Wheeling, she moved towards the control room window, gaze locked on the spider's leg sliding --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

@Magic_Bone @Rebel_Scum_ @_HarryStamper @NonLinearGenius @IDidSaveYou " ... thought Buffy and Spike were gonna win this one."

{Blinking at the sound of #Jonathan's voice rocketing out over the ship's PA system, she huffed, side eyeing #Spike.}

And here I thought those two and tech were mix-y things.

{Pushing her hair away from her face, --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

-- .@IDidSaveYou, she pointed skyward, casually shrugging a shoulder.}

The lights. The noise. It's nothing. The Biggest Bads don't need such a cheesy production number to open their show.

{Nipping her lip, she moved back into position, badly hoping that whatever --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

-- upper lip talk. Threatening to throw the Wonder Nerds overboard. {thickly} Cleaning his glasses.

{Gaze flickering over the length and breadth of the alien's ship, she huffed softly, lips tugging up in a sidelong smile.} They're not /so/ big.

{Looking back to --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

-- Line for someone so very British.
I...

{Jaw tightening as the words 'I miss him' threatened to slip out, she clasped her hands behind her back and stilled, rock steady once more.}

I... I know exactly what he'd be doing if he were here right now. Giving us a stiff --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

Giles always liked you, you know.

{Her back to @IDidSaveYou, she kept her gaze fixed on the ships in the sky, salt water spray whipping her hair back from her shoulders.}

I don't know if he ever told you that. Probably not. {arching a brow} /Way/ too far over the Feelings --

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

So, to recap.
Vicious killer.
Scared to death of Winnie the Pooh? https://t.co/7wHRSfyNiS

[Buffy Summers @High_Stakes_]

Happy birthday @DurableDollface!

I hope it's wicked fun and that, you know, none of your party guests get eaten by anything.