High Thots

just two young thots sharing our thoughts

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

When we think we’ve figured out everything in the universe and want @TheEllenShow to know

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

when im this level I always sit there reminding myself over and over that no ones ever died from weed 🥳😂

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

You ever smoke some weed that gets you so high you understand why some people don’t like smoking weed 😂😂

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

Hammock smoke circle anyone?

[Skoog @Skoog]

Everyone asks if the cars from Cars fuck, but no one asks what happens after. For instance, if Mater and Sally have a child what kind of car is it? Is rust a characteristic of age or genetics? Hi, I’m Neil Degrasse Tyson and i’m higher than a pair of tiddies on a giraffe.

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Imagine a world where you could deadass bottle up the feeling “petting dog ears” and like you could buy it cold b/c we all know cold dog ears >>>>> #highthoughts

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Everyday someone takes the biggest poop of the day and has no idea its them...... #highthoughts

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

I have no words

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Are you fucking w/ me. I want to be this hippo #cutie #highthoughts

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

There are deadass animals that LIVE underwater... and that is just wild to me

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Me as fuck

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

My friends: You wanna smoke?

Me:

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

Me: I want to die

Me after a blunt:

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Why do adults put their bed in the middle of the wall?? Like NO thank you I prefer my corner

[High Storytime @TheTimeIGotHigh]

Imagine being high as fuck HERE

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Can someone please explain how THE FUCK fax machines work. They really out here transmitting copies to other people???? #highthoughts

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Me when I’m high as fuck and think I’ve figured out the universe

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

Your parents picked you up for the very last time and you have no idea when it was and im honestly not over it #highthoughts

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

If I was a Jedi, I would flex on bitches ALL the time and be like “yeah it’s not a big deal or whatever” but like ITS A BIG DEAL

[High Thots @High_Thotsss]

The witch trials are so dramatic??? They deadass only killed off 19.... I thought this was a mf massacre ??????