DPJ

Accountant. Much Love & More Life.

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Trump's DOJ has canceled all election rights trainings, deleted a guide to prosecuting election offenses, and has refused to appoint a director of the Election Crimes branch.

[Lego Marcel Reed @LegoMarcelReed]

Attention all college football athletes. New college football method just dropped

Collect $5M NIL
Bet $5M on your team ML
Throw the game
Collect $100M
Hire a $20M legal team
Get suspended 2 games

$75M profit straight to the pocket.

That’s not betting. That’s a 1,500% ROI

[RBT @SamuelBrownRBT]

There’s literally no rules in College Football now. If I was a CFB team, I’d start giving money to players who went undrafted, other NFL Free agents who can’t get a good contract, some of the players balling out in the UFL…and when the NCAA rules them ineligible just get a local judge to rule in our favor! What an incredible sport!

[DPJ @HighClass71]

@ralulla Ask Michigan.

[Ethan Bock @ethanbock_]

We should’ve known something was up with Sorsby when he made the ‘24 WVU D look like the ‘85 Bears

[DPJ @HighClass71]

Can’t wait for the CFP committee to take point shaving into account when ranking teams.

[David Pollack @davidpollack47]

A lot has changed in College Football over the last few years.

Does it get any worse than the Brendan Sorsby ruling?

Deep dive tonight on See Ball Get Ball. 8:30pm.

[DPJ @HighClass71]

@JJ_Kitchen40 If there are not going to be any consequences for breaking rules then schools like pitt should just go all in on breaking every rule possible.

[DPJ @HighClass71]

@CFBKings Were they scheduled to play them in anything? Or are they just grandstanding?

[SMU Barstool @StoolSMU]

Make it make sense!

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

This quote from an anonymous Big 12 coach is incredible.

That’s exactly what the ruling today means. If the NCAA can’t win the appeal or severely punish Texas Tech for this, players gambling is not only allowed now, but they’re probably going to intentionally use it.

[Pat Makes Art @patmakesart]

The league would have you believe that no income tax states have 0 advantage over other teams

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

Dylan Larkin, Brady Tkachuk, Auston Matthews, and Mathew Barzal fighting to be the first one traded to Vegas

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

Hear me out…..

LSU should sign Joe Burrow, Justin Jefferson & Ja’Marr Chase on their NFL bye week, let them play.

NCAA declares it illegal, but just find a Louisiana judge to file an injunction.

Rules are just pesky suggestions now

[DPJ @HighClass71]

So there are no rules..

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[Chris Peak @PantherLair]

Honestly, if it's fourth-and-4 and you only get 3 yards, just keep your offense on the field.

The ref says you didn't cross the goal line? Just tell him you did. He'll have to accept it.

What nonsense.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

World Cup fever kicks off as America welcomes the world with a traditional display of their culture and traditions.

[NHL Review @nhl_review]

This was a sneaky dirty play by Kolesar fyi - no one was coming off for change. No reason for door to ajar like this

[DPJ @HighClass71]

@kevinator39 Ever heard TJ Oshie??