David

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels getting caught working out in your room

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[ًً @sparklepng]

@rukittenm3e socrates wished he could write something this relatable

[sophie 🪩 @hshouse13]

@rukittenm3e then i get distracted and end up watching the porn instead

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

ignoring the porn in my bookmarks to get to the low cal recipe I saved last week

[Ted`:🧸 @_craigepaul]

@Bloke_Baz Working all day just to come home and be too tired to enjoy the rest of the day is one of adulthood's biggest scams.

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

you relax for 30 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“Yo he deadass got a Spurs jersey on?!”

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten:

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

8 hrs at work go by quick when you call off 😭😭

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[����𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Indie games

[🧘🏾‍♂️🧘🏾 @gtagmemes]

average male birthday

[yanna @sheinhamoodz]

me in public regretting coming out

[autist @litteralyme0]

Cars was released 20 years ago today